Who's got the best Job Title??

[Jamassey]

I saw a job advertised the other day as a 'transparent wall sanitation engineer'

A window cleaner.


Anyone else got a goodun?

[vixpy1]

My title is Managing Director..

Meaning i do as little managing as possible, and sod all directing!

[pesty]

Works Engineering services technician is my full title at this job.

general dogsbody is a more realistc one.

>> Edited by pesty on Thursday 1st December 23:21

[TimW]

Unemployed.

[BossCerbera]

I remember a double-glazing salesman who proudly announced he was "in fenestration".

I wasn't sure whether to offer him a flannel or call a doctor.

[srebbe64]

Last year I sold a business to a demolition company in Leeds. During the the negotiations I was introduced to the "Explosives Director" - I said to him "boy, I'd love a title like that!"

Interestingly, I went to shake hands with him and he shook his head and said "no can do". Apparently the explosive chemicals get stuck to the skin and can't be washed off easily. As such he alway sets all the alarms off at airports. So much so, that even people who come into contact with him have been known to set off airport alarms!

[jimothy]

The numpty jobsworths at my local train station who check tickets are called:

Revenue Protection officers...

[docevi1]

the longer the title, the lower down you are in the company!

I've got the longest title in the company I work for! Bugger!

[nellyleelephant]

My old job title was....(before our department changed name)...

Design Engineer within the Battlespace Engagement area.

Not that impressive, but i felt like James Bond everytime i said it!!

[mel]

vixpy1 said:

My title is Managing Director.. Meaning i do as little managing as possible, and sod all directing!

Same here however I often use such other glorious titles as Forklift Driver, Delivery Boy, Receptionist, Cleaner, Maintenace Man, or on the odd occasion that I really want to impress I just say I'm between jobs as I always seem to have a dozen or so on the go at any time.

[beano500]

vixpy1 said:

My title is Managing Director..

Loads of places I've worked explain this job title thus:


"Wouldn't Manage to Direct traffic safely in the office car park..."

[schueymcfee]

Penis Growth Expert

[scorp]

nellyleelephant said:

Design Engineer within the Battlespace Engagement area.

Nice..

[beano500]

schueymcfee said:

Penis Growth Expert

Is that a manual role? And do you have a Union?

[minornut]

According to our MD we can use whatever job title we want so long as he doesn't have to pay us more!

[dakkon]

nellyleelephant said:

My old job title was....(before our department changed name)... Design Engineer within the Battlespace Engagement area. Not that impressive, but i felt like James Bond everytime i said it!!

Cool, you win, I am just an 'Architect'

[meagain]

Used to be a guy in Leicester who titled himself...

"A PRE OWNED VEHICLE RE-ALLOCATION CONSULTANT."

>> Edited by meagain on Friday 2nd December 10:03

[JonRB]

meagain said:

"A PRE OWNED VEHICLE RE-ALLOCATION CONSULTANT."

So a car theif then?

[oc7]

I thought mine was ok.

IT Manager/Accounts/Office Manager/Trainee Commercial Insurance Broker

= IT with a knowledge of accounting whilst learning insurance.

[Jinx]

I was a Data Reporting Technical Specialist - Now I'm merely a Team Leader. Guess the more responsibilty you have the less words you have in your title......