Guard pets- what would you have?

[blindswelledrat]

Its Friday soooo...
If you could have any animal at all trained use weapons,or just plain hard,in place of your traditional household guard dog what would it be?

Over the years I thought of almost nothing else and singled out a giant centipede with tiny knives on each leg. Beat that!

[scorp]

A nest of africanised killer bee's.

[TheLemming]

Ill Tempered Giant Sea Bass?

[ZR1cliff]

A "cliff freindly" Lion roaming aound my place would do me.

[diddyman]

ZR1cliff said:

A "cliff freindly" Lion roaming aound my place would do me.

What, like a giant lemming that doesn't have suicidal tendencies?

[blindswelledrat]

Thes animals can be TRAINED TO USE WEAPONS for God's sake and no-one's even using that allowance. Come on.

>> Edited by blindswelledrat on Friday 2nd December 13:59

[Incorrigible]

Ninja turtles

Not original enough

[Einion Yrth]

Shelob, armed with a flame thrower.

[speedtwelve]

A gorilla that's been starved of bananas for a week but subjected to a continuous loop of banana-themed video and given drugs to convince them that anyone calling unannounced at your home is a giant banana.

Failing that, your dog in an Apache attack helicopter, hidden just behind the front door.

ST

[kneedowndeano]

secret ninja hamster that has been trained to hide in the walls until needed.
Upon breakin the hamster will appear from the walls (like a ghost) and re-arrange the internal organs of the said robber so that he will die of constipation

[greg_D]

the cat from Shrek 2

Miew

[Witchfinder]

Dogs with bees in their mouths, so that when they bark they shoot bees at you.

[GKP]

Syphilis bug.








I'm not too sure if I've spelled that correctly, but I'll leave it to you to shout it out across the office to find out.

[blindswelledrat]

Witchfinder said:

Dogs with bees in their mouths, so that when they bark they shoot bees at you.

love it!

[Witchfinder]

blindswelledrat said:

love it!

If only I could claim the credit. It was Homer Simpson's idea.

[Einion Yrth]

GKP said:

Syphilis bug.

So burglars spend a couple of days with minor flu-like symptoms and then 20 or 30 years later get brain lesions, go mad, and die. Weird.





>> Edited by Einion Yrth on Friday 2nd December 14:12

[oc7]

Hamster on steriods with a sword and shield.

[judas]

A couple of peevish velociraptors trained in unorthodox facial surgery techniques. Failing that, a giant ape at the top of the stairs with a never-ending stack of barrels

[blindswelledrat]

oc7 said:

Hamster on steriods with a sword and shield.

I like that because the burglars would see a hamster, become filled with confidence and enter to thier peril (like the rabbit in 'The Holy Grail').
My original thought was a Rhino with laser horns but it would be too great a dterrent so you'd probably never actually kill anyone.

[PhillT]

A chimp with karate skills.
www.videoclipstream.com/akamai/h-l/karatechimp/karatechimp.html
Edited to add video

>> Edited by PhillT on Friday 2nd December 14:41