Crash Test Dummie Kills Lover
Discussion
Ok I did it
I saw her with another bloke and I was over come with rage!
She might have been small(ish)and blonde, but there is only so much a bloke can stand.
Ran the bitch over (at about 40mph) in the Monaro.
She never saw it coming (no noise either with ABS), so didn't suffer.
Car came off not too bad. New bumper and grill needed, 1 front fog, 1 cracked headlamp, and small dent on front of bonnet.No damage to wings,or inside bonnet.Drove fine and when I parked outside house wife didn't notice, so couldn't have looked that bad.
Fancied on 05 bonnet anyway.
So if any member of the Judicary is reading this, then may I suggest a fair sentence would be to be shipped off to Oz (one way - maybe the family could come too)
Have an offer on pretenderised lamb-orders taken, cann't close the chest freezer for a set of leggs sticking up!
On a serious note (and I don't think running sheep over is big or cleaver by the way - but as I said it didn't suffer).I didn't see it in a slightly blind dip untill there was no way of stopping, and there was no way to miss it without going on to the moor (and flipping the car in all likelyhood)
It does make you realise what the concequences of being late for a meeting and pushing on in poor weather has - imagine hitting a child at that speed - I saw how far the sheep (bloody heavy sheep) travelled!
I think i might get pratt of the week award!
I saw her with another bloke and I was over come with rage!
She might have been small(ish)and blonde, but there is only so much a bloke can stand.
Ran the bitch over (at about 40mph) in the Monaro.
She never saw it coming (no noise either with ABS), so didn't suffer.
Car came off not too bad. New bumper and grill needed, 1 front fog, 1 cracked headlamp, and small dent on front of bonnet.No damage to wings,or inside bonnet.Drove fine and when I parked outside house wife didn't notice, so couldn't have looked that bad.
Fancied on 05 bonnet anyway.
So if any member of the Judicary is reading this, then may I suggest a fair sentence would be to be shipped off to Oz (one way - maybe the family could come too)
Have an offer on pretenderised lamb-orders taken, cann't close the chest freezer for a set of leggs sticking up!
On a serious note (and I don't think running sheep over is big or cleaver by the way - but as I said it didn't suffer).I didn't see it in a slightly blind dip untill there was no way of stopping, and there was no way to miss it without going on to the moor (and flipping the car in all likelyhood)
It does make you realise what the concequences of being late for a meeting and pushing on in poor weather has - imagine hitting a child at that speed - I saw how far the sheep (bloody heavy sheep) travelled!
I think i might get pratt of the week award!
Or had a rope... could have dragged it behind, and judged your speed by how many times it hits the road.
All nicely tenderised and skinned.
Looks like we are havin mutton pie tonight love.
Maybe could be a good way to pay it off, ask around the local butchers if they need some nice lamb.
Mind you hitting roo's is a different story. Quiet a few mates have written cars off after hitting them. A bloke I was in hospital for 6 months with had a roo collect him on his motorbike at 100+km/hr.
All nicely tenderised and skinned.
Looks like we are havin mutton pie tonight love.
Maybe could be a good way to pay it off, ask around the local butchers if they need some nice lamb.
Mind you hitting roo's is a different story. Quiet a few mates have written cars off after hitting them. A bloke I was in hospital for 6 months with had a roo collect him on his motorbike at 100+km/hr.
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