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[nervous]

hi gang

I'm doing a corporate Xmas spek-tak-u-lar this Friday with all kinds of silly physical stuff (launching rockets, exploding custard etc etc) and this morning i have been offered the use of this cool software and handset package that allows you to input questions, and monitor (and thereby, humiliate) who's answered what, and in what way. It comes complete with pie charts that show the face of the person in the wrong and everything. this, i have to use. for a start, by the law of averages, one of them is sure to be Welsh.

so, i thought it might be fun to put together a silly quiz, but am a bit short on time, so does anyone know of anywhere that has quizzes that i can rip 15 or so questions from?

thanks in advance folks

[andy mac]

Proper questions, or silly questions? Just break open the box of trivial pursuit that has been unopened in the cupboard under the stairs...

[nervous]

trivial pursuit? stairs? whaddya think i am? made of money?

I'm looking for any kinds of questions, though i think 15 might be the tedium limit.

that said, i think some kind of >uses phrase hes not sure the true meaning of< psychometric testing might be cool. y'know, like when the score you achieved or the way you answered things says something about you 'the people that scored 4 or below, clearly want to do it with mountain goats...'... that kind of thing. help, anyone?

[diddyman]

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

[nervous]

if i dont know, are you coming round to show me?

[Code Monkey]

diddyman said:

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Both are wrong, But when/if you get caught the second means everyone thinks you should get a criminal sentance, the first means everyone thinks Damn!! why didnt i think of that.

[diddyman]

You're too far away, Nervy. Anyway, I am sure there are lots of people who practice it up in Narrfurk.

So, do you know the answer?

[nervous]

look, ive told you before. i like you, i just dont think of you that way.

[diddyman]

nervous said:

look, ive told you before. i like you, i just dont think of you that way.

So anyway, the difference between unlawful and illegal is that unlawful is something you're not allowed to do and illegal is a sick bird.

Yeah, yeah, I've packed and am moving on...

[scared but happy]

diddyman said:

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

6 Years?

[nervous]

god. really. xmas crackers at this time in the morning? man, youre office party starts early.







sorry for drawing out the feedline, rest assured i will have used that gag meself by the end of the day

[Dakkon]

Whats the cube root of 729?

[nervous]

scared but happy said:

diddyman said: What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? 6 Years?

4 if you keep your head down.

[nervous]

Dakkon said:

Whats the cube root of 729?

>waitingpatiently<

[Einion Yrth]

nervous said:

Dakkon said: Whats the cube root of 729? >waitingpatiently<

8.99 recurring

[nervous]

right. yes. im not quite sure youre getting this. im looking for entertaining/ illuminating/ personal-weakness telling type questions. im not sure there'd be too much interest in 15 advanced mathematics qu's. well, not for all of them anyway.








gets feeling he's missed a joke

[diddyman]

nervous said:

right. yes. im not quite sure youre getting this. im looking for entertaining/ illuminating/ personal-weakness telling type questions. im not sure there'd be too much interest in 15 advanced mathematics qu's. well, not for all of them anyway. gets feeling he's missed a joke

I believe my question was in the spirit of things...

[Dakkon]

nervous said:

right. yes. im not quite sure youre getting this. im looking for entertaining/ illuminating/ personal-weakness telling type questions. im not sure there'd be too much interest in 15 advanced mathematics qu's. well, not for all of them anyway. gets feeling he's missed a joke

Ok, this is a question that will get people going:

Can Hippo's swim?

[focusonme]

What's your favourite sheep?
Favourite Disney movie?
How many kids do you have?
How many did you want?
What's in your CD player right now?

:| That sorta thing?

[diddyman]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

That's a ridiculous question.

Everyone knows Peruvian elephants lay eggs