What's the point?

[TeamD]

I went into my local pub last night for a few pints after work and whilst enjoying my beer happened to notice that the beer mats weren't doing their job terribly well (yes, I was that bored!). Anyway, closer investigation revealed that the said "beer mats" were anything but. They were some poxy Greenfilth propaganda engineered to look like beer mats but with none of the useful characteristics of the real thing. So what's the point? Why not put your message across on something that actually does it's job as opposed to being a complete and utter waste of energy, resources and could better be defined as litter? What are these nutters on? Talk about hypocritical!

[andy mac]

I'm surprised you managed to get as far as your computer, what with the massive increase of crime, and violent behaviour now that licencing laws have been relaxed...

[simpo two]

Like solvent-free Tipp-Ex - it's feckin transparent!

And 'environmentally-friendly' insecticides that the critters actually like

[TeamD]

I think everyone was in a good mood due to having found out that despite having been told the internal combustion engine is bringing the end of the world and will choke their children to death, that the burning of huge quantities of the fuel for the said engines in Hemel is "not toxic" and is not harming the environment.