Amusing website
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Don't know if it's been done but amusing website with lots of swearwords:
www.holymoly.co.uk/cc/index.php?alpha=p
>> Edited by blindswelledrat on Wednesday 14th December 08:38
www.holymoly.co.uk/cc/index.php?alpha=p
>> Edited by blindswelledrat on Wednesday 14th December 08:38
Tufnell: "Loans, I knah naafink abaaat loans, but I do knah ya speak to a specialist."
Specialist: "Hi Phil, this couple are already up to their ears in debt elsewhere, want to borrow a bit of money for a car and to take a holiday, but they have CCJs and a responsible lender would encourage them to pay back what they owe before further borrowing."
Tufnell: "Could you help them?"
Thief: "Yes Phil, we lumped all of it in together then just doubled the period they pay over while tripling their interest rate, all secured against their house. They're in no position to refuse so they'll be paying this off until they retire, or we'll take their home off them. Welcome to the capitalist world Phil - you're being paid your fee for this out of the huge swathes of cash we rob off real desperate people, just like these."
Tufnell : "'appy days."
Specialist: "Hi Phil, this couple are already up to their ears in debt elsewhere, want to borrow a bit of money for a car and to take a holiday, but they have CCJs and a responsible lender would encourage them to pay back what they owe before further borrowing."
Tufnell: "Could you help them?"
Thief: "Yes Phil, we lumped all of it in together then just doubled the period they pay over while tripling their interest rate, all secured against their house. They're in no position to refuse so they'll be paying this off until they retire, or we'll take their home off them. Welcome to the capitalist world Phil - you're being paid your fee for this out of the huge swathes of cash we rob off real desperate people, just like these."
Tufnell : "'appy days."
!!!Les Dennis:
LES!
Youve moved from overt self-pity to overt self-parody, neither have worked!
Lets face it you have three final options:
1, Hollyoaks.
2, Coronation street (as Mavis' nephew).
3, Suicide.
If you go for choice 3, I suggest you hang yourself while w***ing over pictures of Amanda Holden. Not original, but out of 100 people we've asked, 99 thought it was a good way for you to go.
LES!
Youve moved from overt self-pity to overt self-parody, neither have worked!
Lets face it you have three final options:
1, Hollyoaks.
2, Coronation street (as Mavis' nephew).
3, Suicide.
If you go for choice 3, I suggest you hang yourself while w***ing over pictures of Amanda Holden. Not original, but out of 100 people we've asked, 99 thought it was a good way for you to go.
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