Christmas cracker jokes

[JoolzB]

Well it's coming up to crimbo and the crackers are ready and a waiting, the jokes inside are the same as last years and the years before... So if you worked in the joke department could you create new material?

Here's one of my home made jokes that's truely appaling.

"The cleverest chap I know does research into cough sweets"
"He's a locket scientist"

You were warned, any other appaling home mades?

[MrsRotty]

JoolzB said:

"The cleverest chap I know does research into cough sweets" "He's a locket scientist" You were warned, any other appaling home mades?

Nope, but yours made me snigger....

[hood]

i'll hand you your coat.............