Radio Phone in Classics
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Heard it yesterday during a talk show going on about the big retailers and christmas opening hours.
Bloke phones in and says how fantastic he thinks it is now that they have opened a new huge 24hr Asda just down the road from his house, Radio bloke is obviously quite suprised by this as it's the only call he's had being really positive about such things so he pushes the point and ask's the bloke what is so great about the new Asda the reply was:
"Because it means that there aren't any fvcking chavs and pikies in Sainsburys any more" and puts the phone down...... laugh ? I nearly crashed the car.
Bloke phones in and says how fantastic he thinks it is now that they have opened a new huge 24hr Asda just down the road from his house, Radio bloke is obviously quite suprised by this as it's the only call he's had being really positive about such things so he pushes the point and ask's the bloke what is so great about the new Asda the reply was:
"Because it means that there aren't any fvcking chavs and pikies in Sainsburys any more" and puts the phone down...... laugh ? I nearly crashed the car.
Quality.
Australian game show, where you have to make a new word and use that word in a sentence still remains me fave.
The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two that stand out:
DJ : QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Dave.
DJ: Dave , what is your word?
Caller: Gaan spelt G A A N
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Dave, Gaan is certainly a word not found in the English dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Gaan **** yourself!
At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller.
DJ: QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff , what is your word?
Caller: Smee spelt S M E E
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Gaan **** yourself
xm5er said:
"Because it means that there aren't any fvcking chavs and pikies in Sainsburys any more" and puts the phone down...... laugh ? I nearly crashed the car.
Spittle on the screen time.
I can't wait to tell the wife that, she'll shit!
Make sure you have a bucket to hand!
xm5er said:
"Because it means that there aren't any fvcking chavs and pikies in Sainsburys any more" and puts the phone down...... laugh ? I nearly crashed the car.
Spittle on the screen time.
I can't wait to tell the wife that, she'll shit!
What a charming metaphor! Or is she really incontinent?
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