Top 3 things you want for Xmas?

[Oi_Oi_Savaloy]

OK, OK I know this is my 3rd topic in two days (PetrolTed is going to ban me forever at this rate, I would if I was me and he was him er, no if I was ....)

So: Mass of the Christ is upon us which is a time for receiving as we've all been taught.

So; Top 3 things you really want and top 3 things you just know you're going to get.

[CarZee]

Hmmm Top Things I'd really like....

i) T350C
ii) A trackday season-ticket for 2003
iii) Shares in Bridgestone and Shell

Top three things I'm likely to get...

i) Some dreadful tat from a godawful northern 'gift' emporium..
ii) Very lardy indeed
iii) The right feckin hump with Slade.



If there's one thing I'm hoping for is a clear dry Xmas day so I can take the Tiv out in the morning and blow the cobwebs away..

[Oi_Oi_Savaloy]

Good reply CarZee - especially the issues you're going to have with Slade. Could I also add the song 'Careless ****ing Whisper' to that list please?

[plotloss]

Wants:

1) Sunseeker 135
2) Augusta 109C
3) Bentley Continental GT

Likely to get:

1) A card with a car on the front.
2) A mandarin and some brazil nuts in a posh sock
3) Pissed

Matt.

[SGirl]

What I'd like:
1) Tuscan - I hope my dad reads this thread!!
2) Event horse
3) Big house in the country

What I'll get:

1) Floaty candles - I mean, why?!!
2) Cheap smellies
3) Tablecloths. Tablecloths?!

Oh, the season of goodwill, eh... Probably spend the price of a Tuscan on presents for other people. I'm looking forward to it already! Sigh.


>> Edited by SGirl on Thursday 28th November 10:55

[anonymous-user]

1. felicity kendall
2. the new OMS hillclimb car with TTS hyuabusa motor
3. Peroni brewery

oops got excited by the thought of felicity kendall and forgot about the stuff i will get!....

1. books
2. mp3 player
3. drunk

>> Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 28th November 11:02

[PetrolTed]

What I'd like:

1) T350C
2) Helicopter
3) Speed 12 'Track Car'

What I will get:

1) Pissed
2) Socks
3) Socks

[Fatboy]

Wants:
1) A Gemballa 750, Jet black with blacked out windows.
2) My own Personal disused airfield
3) Sponsorship By Yokohama

Likely to Get:
1) Very Pissed
2) Totally incapacitated from way too much turkey
3) A right bollocking for swearing at my nephew and/or teaching him to throw things at the dog (again)

[granville]

Would prefer:

Robinson R22;
Diablo GT;
Norman Tebbit to oust IDS


Probably:

Lotus track day (best on planet; yippeee!)
Yet another SuperCar Challenge; drive a Diablo
Several aeons worth of DVD.

[incorrigible]

I'd like

a. T440R
b. house in the country
c. to teach my Mum how to cook

I'll get

a. socks
b. drunk
c. beaten by some snotty nosed relative at GT3 (because of b. obviously)

[GregE240]

Prefers:

1) An SL55 AMG, or a 996TT, either will do
2) That house we looked at in Florida
3) A new home cinema setup

Will get:

1) Item 3 (Woohoo !!!!)
2) Very drunk
3) Another book detailing the history of F1 from my parents "Because we know you love your cars, son"

[Imelda]

I want:

1) A supercharger
2) The services of someone who knows how to bolt it to a Marcos. (Preferably a lovely fresh young totty )
3) A modicum of driving ability, so I can use the new-found performance properly.

I'll get:

1) Told to stop being such a miserable git by Mrs Imelda.
2) A serious bout of wind due to over-indulging on the sprouts.
3) Told to stop being such a miserable git by Mrs Imelda.

[CarZee]

Imelda said: I'll get:

1) Told to stop being such a miserable git by Mrs Imelda.
...
3) Told to stop being such a miserable git by Mrs Imelda.

I don't think you'll be alone in that, mate

[jeremyc]

CarZee said:

Imelda said: I'll get:

1) Told to stop being such a miserable git by Mrs Imelda.
...
3) Told to stop being such a miserable git by Mrs Imelda.

I don't think you'll be alone in that, mate

CarZee: does Mrs CarZee know that you are spending Christmas with Mrs Imelda?

Or is it that Mrs Imelda has the better Slade back catalogue collection?

[incorrigible]

I can handle Slade

But Wizard, George Michael, and Cliff fg Richard

Bah humbug

[samn01]

I wish,

1) The winning lottery Ticket
2) A call from a client to say I might actually do some business next year.
3) a bit of peace and quite

Probably

1) a headache
2) some cheap crap
3) enlarged waistline.

[tycho]

I'd like:

1. MV Augusta F4 Senna
2. 60 inch plasma tv
3. Kylie

What I'll probably get:

1. Nut selection
2. Giro (the way things are at the moment)
3. 2 months supply of turkey scraps (mmm turkey curry)

[DanL]

Would like:
1) Peace on Earth
2) Goodwill to all men
3) A vast sack of cash

Will get:
1) More mince pies than I can handle
2) Gift vouchers for places I don't shop
3) Indigestion

Dan

[miniman]

I want:

1. A TVR. Any TVR will do.
2. A new shell for the Mini.
3. Broadband

I will get:

1. Any number of penguin related tat items (don't ask)
2. Sick of the in-laws
3. 1,000 miles on the clock running round the country seeing said in-laws and various relatives

[tuffer]

Would like:
1, www.astonmartin.com/vanquish_intro_base.html
2, www.paganizonda.com/
3, And plenty of this http://www2.shell.com/home/Framework?siteId=uk-en&FC1=&FC2=&FC3=%2Fuk-en%2Fhtml%2Fiwgen%2Fone_off_promotions%2Foptimax_did_you_know.html&FC4=&FC5=

Will get:
1, Phone calls to say a Firewall has gone down (im working xmas day)
2, A pair of Homer Simpson singing socks
3, Told off for falling asleep on the front room floor on Boxing Day (and farting like a good'un)