Carollers wreck elderly couple's garden

[Jaglover]

It is a shame that carol singing, like Halloween, has merely become an opportunity for degenerate Chav scum to extract money with menaces.

Telegraph said:

Teenage carol singers wrecked an elderly couple's garden because they were unhappy with being given £3. The five 'singers' ripped up the lawn, smashed ornaments and pulled down Christmas lights.

[dmitsi]

Absolute scum, we had them jumping on car bonnets at the weekend.

[dick dastardly]

Unhappy with £3? Then I'd better tell my mum to stop giving the little $hits 20p.

[dmitsi]

dick dastardly said:

Unhappy with £3? Then I'd better tell my mum to stop giving the little $hits 20p.

If I'd been given £3 for singing some awful xmas song I would've been well please. Still would, I might go out tonight and worry the old folk.

[beanbag]

Well i'll be on standby with the air rifle if any scum even thinks about trying that at my place when i'm back for Christmas......

[T5-R]

beanbag said:

Well i'll be on standby with the air rifle if any scum even thinks about trying that at my place when i'm back for Christmas......

You want one of those pump action water cannons, with a diluted Soy & Fish sauce mixture in the reservoir. That st stains and will leave the scrote scum smelling like a fishmonger for ages!

[love machine]

I observed something similar whilst living up in Bristol (where I work in the week). Trick or treat style. I just didn't answer the door when I figured out what the deal was, chucking eggs at peoples windows and mucking about with their cars. The best policy is to take photos of them!

I hate cities

[james_j]

We had some grubby tracksuited peasants wailing at our door the other day. Makes me sick to give them money so they'll go away and not damage anything. Any excuse to screw some money, they're nothing more than beggars. I was cursing for a good hour afterwards. What I would really like to have done....

[JMGS4]

I have two tubes of 3/4" steel, blued and welded parallel together, which I stick through the letter box and tell them to muck-off or they'll get my blunderbuss, works a treat (and I've a 357 magnum to back it up) ..........

[fido]

T5-R said:

beanbag said: Well i'll be on standby with the air rifle if any scum even thinks about trying that at my place when i'm back for Christmas...... You want one of those pump action water cannons, with a diluted Soy & Fish sauce mixture in the reservoir. That st stains and will leave the scrote scum smelling like a fishmonger for ages!

you forgot to add some chilli sauce.

[markmullen]

One of the balconies in my apartment is directly over the front door and the entryphones.

Boiling oil anyone?

[Jaglover]

markmullen said:

Boiling oil anyone?

That will give them something to sing about

[tallbloke]

They get a choice of a tangerine or a mince pie at our house. If they ask for money they get told that's not what Christmas is about. It's worked so far but if they want to make an issue out of it I'll tell 'em to naff off before I let the dogs out.

[nonegreen]

I have a baseball bat

[Balmoral Green]

nonegreen said:

I have a baseball bat

Well that's not cricket is it?

[Kentish]

It's recently happened to my Mum (several times) who is widowed and lives on her own.

She's contacted the police twice and will be pressing charges.

[T5-R]

fido said:

T5-R said: beanbag said: Well i'll be on standby with the air rifle if any scum even thinks about trying that at my place when i'm back for Christmas...... You want one of those pump action water cannons, with a diluted Soy & Fish sauce mixture in the reservoir. That st stains and will leave the scrote scum smelling like a fishmonger for ages! you forgot to add some chilli sauce.

Ah yes, of course, goes nice with kebab meat - which is what the scrotes will be reduced to after I release the hounds