Rectum Stretcher
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I found this on another forum and couldn't resist posting it here 
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.."
Traffic Ticket: £60.00 .........
Court Costs: £200.00 .........
The Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS.
Sorry if it's been done before. Atb Derek.
Edited to say: It's not a dig at the good bib on here or anywhere else
>> Edited by winnebago nut on Tuesday 20th December 14:08
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.."
Traffic Ticket: £60.00 .........
Court Costs: £200.00 .........
The Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS.
Sorry if it's been done before. Atb Derek.
Edited to say: It's not a dig at the good bib on here or anywhere else
>> Edited by winnebago nut on Tuesday 20th December 14:08
. Atb Derek
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