Stalins half ape half man troops
Stalins half ape half man troops
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r988

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Wednesday 21st December 2005
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news.com.au said:

Stalin's half-ape supertroops
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By Nick Buchan

December 21, 2005


A SECRET plan to create hordes of half-man half-ape super-warriors to conquer the rest of world has been uncovered in Moscow.
If successful, the plan would have seen humans and chimpanzees cross-breeding to create a new race of "living war machines", which ignored pain and fear and which thrived on hardship.

According to The Scotsman, the program was instigated by Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin in the early 1920s. Stalin saw the scheme as an integral part of his plans to consolidate power and rapidly boost the Soviet Union's flagging power and prestige on the world stage.

The stakes were high - Stalin's battered Red Army had been gutted by years of civil war and internal purges. There was also intense pressure to find a new labour force, particularly one that would not complain, with the Soviet Union about to embark on its first Five-Year Plan for fast-track industrialisation.

Stalin threw scientists and other genetic experts into the program, providing lavish resources and funding in a bid to achieve early results.

"I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat," Stalin said, quoted by Moscow newspapers.

His cronies were not slow in supporting him. In 1926 the Politburo in Moscow passed the request to the Academy of Science with the order to build a "living war machine".

The Soviets drafted their top animal-breeding expert into the program. Ilya Ivanov, who previously had set up the world's first centre for the artificial insemination of racehorses, set off for West Africa to conduct his first experiments in inseminating chimpanzees.

Meeting little success, Ivanov turned his efforts around, setting up a facility in Stalin's home republic of Georgia to fertilise human volunteers with monkey and ape sperm. Not surprisingly, the efforts were a total failure.

All up, his efforts cost the impoverished Soviet Union many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

For his expensive failure, he was sentenced to five years' jail, later commuted to five years' exile in the Central Asian republic of Kazakhstan.

A year later he died, reportedly after falling sick while standing on a freezing railway platform.


Good old Joe Stalin, Hitler goes for a superhuman race and he wants half men half monkies!

stalin said:
"I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat,"


Not that much different from normal Russian soldiers then?

bga

8,134 posts

281 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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r988 said:


stalin said:
"I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat,"


Not that much different from normal Russian soldiers then?



I would have thought Gurka's fit that brief!

scorp

8,783 posts

259 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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This sounds like something straight out of "wolfenstein"

FourWheelDrift

92,351 posts

314 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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but they succeeded.

"Hello, customer support.."

Darth Dave

2,253 posts

262 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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I wonder if they asked for volunteers for the cross breeding program?

r988

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259 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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Lucky people like Hitler or Stalin aren't around today, think about what they would do with genetic engineering

The again you never know what, say, North Korea or anyone else is cooking up in secret

wolves_wanderer

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267 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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FourWheelDrift said:
but they succeeded.

"Hello, customer support.."
"Hello Tony, it's George."

FourWheelDrift

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314 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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r988 said:
The again you never know what, say, North Korea or anyone else is cooking up in secret


Probably something involving dogs and peanut sauce.

>> Edited by FourWheelDrift on Wednesday 21st December 11:22

Darth Dave

2,253 posts

262 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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They did succeed for sure. I've seen the PG Tips adverts.



>> Edited by Darth Dave on Wednesday 21st December 11:25

zaktoo

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270 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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r988 said:
Lucky people like Hitler or Stalin aren't around today, think about what they would do with genetic engineering

The again you never know what, say, George Bush, Rumsfeld & Co. or anyone else is cooking up in secret


Fixed.

ultimasimon

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288 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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scorp said:
This sounds like something straight out of "wolfenstein"


Damn you beat me to it

I wouldn't mind seeing those superfit German half-breed monster types though, that is possibly an alien worth shagging

r988

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Wednesday 21st December 2005
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zaktoo said:
r988 said:
Lucky people like Hitler or Stalin aren't around today, think about what they would do with genetic engineering

The again you never know what, say, George Bush, Rumsfeld & Co. or anyone else is cooking up in secret


Fixed.


I think they are escaped captives from the program, George W Bush was born in 1946

Would have been slightly odd to see Nazi Supertroopers vs Apemen, like some sort of bizarre B grade horror movie

tallbloke

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313 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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Nice work Zaktoo.

focusonme

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255 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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Brilliant piece of fiction, but one major flaw - Stalin wasn't dictator in the early 20s, nor was in he in any position to instigate any cross-breeding program for the Red Army.

But I'm sure the Scotsman just made a simple factual error...

grumpy rob

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255 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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wolves_wanderer said:
FourWheelDrift said:
but they succeeded.

"Hello, customer support.."
"Hello Tony, it's George."

FourWheelDrift

92,351 posts

314 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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focusonme said:
Brilliant piece of fiction, but one major flaw - Stalin wasn't dictator in the early 20s, nor was in he in any position to instigate any cross-breeding program for the Red Army.

But I'm sure the Scotsman just made a simple factual error...


He was secretary General of the Communist party from 1922 effectively the leader till Lenin died in 1924 as Lenin had retired to the country due to illness a stroke (and other problems which began at the end of 1921). That's still early 20's anyway

Tyre Smoke

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291 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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I've always thought that this must be feasable. Someone somewhere has tried it surely? Sod the ethics, it has got to have been at least researched somewhere in the world. After all we have horses and donkeys cross breeding, dogs and cats cross breeding.

It's a frightening possibility in my book.

timf

369 posts

274 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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they are called traffic wardens

tallbloke

10,376 posts

313 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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My family comes from and old and distinguished family tree. In fact, most of them are still living in it.

tinman0

18,231 posts

270 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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i'm not so sure how unsuccessful they were to be honest....

one might of escaped?