My missus loves me

[jimothy]

cos she gave me an early christmas present of a huge pork pie!

She works with a guy whos family live in the offical Melton Mobry pie district and he went to vist over the weekend and brought back pie!

[diddyman]

I thought your Doc told you to cut back on the pies?

[B17NNS]

our local butcher says he would never eat a pork pie made by someone else as he doesnt know what goes in them.

he also says he wouldnt eat one of his own because he does know what goes in them.


lovely with a bit of brown sauce though

[tiga84]

B17NNS said:

our local butcher says he would never eat a pork pie made by someone else as he doesnt know what goes in them. he also says he wouldnt eat one of his own because he does know what goes in them. lovely with a bit of brown sauce though

Sacriledge!!! Has to be English Mustard!!!

[jimothy]

diddyman said:

I thought your Doc told you to cut back on the pies?

I'll start cutting back on 1st January....

scurries off to eat all the pies in the house before then

[cossie.]

jimothy said:

cos she gave me an early christmas present of a huge pork pie!

You're easily pleased!

[cone]

mint sauce !

[Ali_Kat]

jimothy said:

cos she gave me an early christmas present of a huge pork pie!

I take it that you like these then?

[puggit]

My missus loves me - she just bought one of those 250GB HDD/DVD recorders

[B17NNS]

tiga84 said:

Mustard

[anonymous-user]

jimothy said:

cos she gave me an early christmas present of a huge pork pie!

Sorry to break it to you but she might be trying to kill you. . .

[Rob_F]

My girlfriend told me she bought me a Ferrari trackday experience for Christmas.....

Just after i dumped her...

Bollocks.

Cheers,
Rob.

[selmer]

I just get pie.

[jimothy]

And here it is, in all its glory!

[matchless]

I reckon it's the worrying about your state of Health that leads to stress that kills you!, just eat what you want and be Happy! YAY

[scared but happy]

Yummmm. Best pies ever.

[Jaglover]

That's a proper pie that is.

Eat up and enjoy and hopefully I will see you at a Totty club meet next year

[Nuggs]

That looks like a tasty pie to me

[BManning]I hope you'll be returning the favour with a meaty treat for her[/BManning]

I am really, really sorry

[rich 36]

Trading standards were on the news afew days ago,
after they shut down some place oop north'
who were producing Melton mowbray type pies,

although nowhere near the place.