Deep Thoughts

[simpo two]

I'v eweeded out the familiar ones; humble apologies if you've seen the rest already.

9. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8. Men have 2 emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

7. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?

2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird... Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And NOW THE NUMBER 1 Deep Thought for 2005:......

1. We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Dept. of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

[406tm]

4. Give a Man a 35mm SLR Camera and he will take 36 frames. Give him a Digital SLR and he will take 36000

[r988]

simpo two said:

I'v eweeded out the familiar ones; humble apologies if you've seen the rest already. 9. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8. Men have 2 emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! 7. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents? 2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird... Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. And NOW THE NUMBER 1 Deep Thought for 2005:...... 1. We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Dept. of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

I think they are going to take care of number one with RFID chip implants, probably branding your rear end with a red hot poker as well, not to mention making you move around by cattle trucks (aka buses), then milking you dry before they kill you for some cheap meat.

I think the Dept. of Agriculture already has taken over

I like number 7 though, you could add, show them PH and you'll never see them again

...or maybe I've been watching too much of the Matrix...