Most unusual / unthoughtful present you got this year

[UKBob]

I got a pair of candles, about a foot long each, which are supposed to be lit and then inserted into your ears (for health purposes, although the instructions have a disclaimer saying they make no claims that putting the candles in your ears will be of benefit to your health)

[chris watton]

I had the Zombie survival Guide!

[Parrot of Doom]

UKBob said:

I got a pair of candles, about a foot long each, which are supposed to be lit and then inserted into your ears (for health purposes, although the instructions have a disclaimer saying they make no claims that putting the candles in your ears will be of benefit to your health)

Its utter poppycock of the highest order mate. Whoever bought them has been had. The wax that appears to have been removed is the wax that coats the paper.

[johnny]

I got the Zombie survival guide as a present a couple of weeks back . Still haven't read it yet...

[judas]

I got a Darth Mr Potato Head - it's ace!

[rich 36]

Just the usual apple/orange/nut, in my sock today

[GetCarter]

IMHO: The more distant the relation, the more likely socks.

I have enough for 30 feet.

[rich 36]

any burberry?

[Hanslow]

My missus got a very tasteful dinner plate thing (best way I can think of describing it) off her grandad. He'd shown her it in one of those free magazine things and being the polite sort, she said 'that's nice' in a polite, it's not really nice, kind of way. Look on her face when she actually unwrapped it was superb It's either going in the loft or on ebay I think

>> Edited by Hanslow on Sunday 25th December 17:00

[jezgod]

I got a set of juggleing Boobs, i cant even juggle :-(

[Hanslow]

jezgod said:

I got a set of juggleing Boobs, i cant even juggle :-(

Were they still attached to someone

[zippee]

judas said:

I got a Darth Mr Potato Head - it's ace!

He's called Darth Tater, Got given one a couple of months ago for helping my mate move house. Really cool!!!!

[Muncher]

I got a pair of wire strippers for some reason...

[hood]

I can't answer this yet as i haven't been to the in-laws yet due to not enough alcohol consumed yet.
Glyn.

[jezgod]

Considering there are three of them, i would be a tad worried if they were lol

[Muncher]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Christmas-crap_W0QQitemZ757540

[Zod]

zippee said:

judas said: I got a Darth Mr Potato Head - it's ace! He's called Darth Tater, Got given one a couple of months ago for helping my mate move house. Really cool!!!!

If someone gave me Darth Tater, I would be in a state of bliss (for at least ten minutes).

[Balmoral Green]

judas said:

I got a Darth Mr Potato Head - it's ace!

Sad, sad, sad.

[CommanderJameson]

I got a Red Letter Day "Drive a Ferrari" experience thing off the missus.

Tops!

[rolyrat]

Best: industrial drill press
Worst: massive book entitled: Advanced Calculus (and i dont do maths) WTF, mum? 'oh i liked the shape on the front'

>> Edited by rolyrat on Sunday 25th December 20:47