12 Days of Chavmus
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scoobz

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6,578 posts

278 months

Sunday 25th December 2005
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Apologies if its been done, search is jiggered.

On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in
Burberry.

On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops
and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones,
three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops
and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,
fiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies
stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops
and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs
showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies
drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens
a-laying, fiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops
and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads
joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing,
seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers
pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking,
eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers
chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads
joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven
scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee
gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Sunday 25th December 2005
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Gold sovirn' ringggg......
three red bulls
two special brews
and tt with his hat on bac-wudsssssss

Jaglover

46,814 posts

265 months

Sunday 25th December 2005
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scoobz said:
Apologies if its been done


It has been

But we will forgive you since it's christmas

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Sunday 25th December 2005
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Speak for yourself.....

Hang him......hang him