Dress To Kill?

[cowhead]

Theme for the New Year's Party I'm going to is "Dress To Kill" - apart from the obvious Dinner Jacket James Bond affair do any of you have any suggestions.

Thought I might go as Harold Shipman or something, taste issues aside any other bright ideas?

[polus]

cowhead said:

Thought I might go as Harold Shipman or something, taste issues aside any other bright ideas?

LOL classic!

Hmm cant think of anything... Jaws?

[kennyGti]

How about going as a Ninja?

[catretriever]

hime out of texas chainsaw maybe? or Jason or Freddie or Terminator or Hitler even?

[David A]

On the same level as Mr Shipman - a sucide bomber - advise getting a private taxi there though.

or rambo, some would say G Bush, etc

[Raify]

kennyGti said:

How about going as a Ninja?

Firckin sweet! Next fancy dress I go to, I'm getting one of these:



Only £35!

Other ideas:
Cloak, Hat, general victorian stuff = Jack the Ripper
Army uniform = any war really.
Chicken suit = bird flu?
Chainsaw (minus blade) + leather mask = Texas chainsaw
Cpt J T Kirk mask, painted white + remove eyebrows = Michael from Halloween

[cowhead]

I'm hoping to pull and I dont know whether being dressed as a shark will help in my quest and I'll probably lop someone's head off with my scythe if I go as Mr DEATH himself. Ninja sounds quite cool though. I've got a funky Robin "Boy Wonder" costume somewhere - did he actually kill anyone (or indeed do anything but climb the outside of buildings?)

[Harry Flashman]

I'd so go with the chap above's suggestion of a suicide bomber. Classic.

Like he said, private cab there and back - else risk getting a cap in yo' ass from da pigs, innit.

[Frik]

Harry Flashman said:

I'd so go with the chap above's suggestion of a suicide bomber. Classic. Like he said, private cab there and back - else risk getting a cap in yo' ass from da pigs, innit.

[Raify]

If you've got any spare Christmas Crackers, they will make inexpensive 'dynamite' sticks to strap around your chest. You then get the bonus of party hats, and keyrings!

Copyright Private Eye last week!

[cowhead]

Raify said:

... You then get the bonus of party hats, and keyrings!

And millions more of those damn fish that roll up in a ball in your hand. WTF?

I've got an afro *wig* - could go as Fred West, just need to find me some paving slabs...

edited to dispell the myth that i walk around with an afro normally

>> Edited by cowhead on Thursday 29th December 15:43

[Raify]

Gazboy said:

Serial killer with an afro.... this will take some thought...

Tookie Whatshiname. Arnie just terminated him.

[Cotty]

Harry Flashman said:

I'd so go with the chap above's suggestion of a suicide bomber. Classic.

Dont forget some extra padding round your waist so you can ask people "does my bomb look big in this"

[alfaman]

Just wear a George W. Bush mask and a suit.

[bmw114]

If you go as a suicide bomber just check your life insurance, if the cops see you from a distance they might shoot first and ask questions later.

[sadako]

Gazboy said:

Marilyn Manson? If you are a cross dressing fetish ridden freak...

Gaz, Have you seen his Mrs? I'd go to a fancy dress as him if she was escorting me

[apache]

cowhead said:

Theme for the New Year's Party I'm going to is "Dress To Kill" - apart from the obvious Dinner Jacket James Bond affair do any of you have any suggestions. Thought I might go as Harold Shipman or something, taste issues aside any other bright ideas?

wrap yourself in grey material and put a yellow box on your head, hey it's a car website ain't it?

[BossCerbera]

cowhead said:

And millions more of those damn fish that roll up in a ball in your hand. WTF?

Roll up eh? Are you in love then?

[Cotty]

How about going as a Gramaton Cleric from Equilibrium. There is a company that sells a replica of the coat

link to coat www.abbyshot.com/products/pg-cleric.php

>> Edited by Cotty on Friday 30th December 11:06

[cowhead]

The cleric will cost me £300 - it's payday and i'm already skint.

In love??? Is that what the fish thing means? I thought it was just confused ...