Fantastic Petrol Saving device!
Fantastic Petrol Saving device!
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gazzab

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21,682 posts

312 months

Sunday 1st January 2006
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I increased the economy of my car by about 15% today!!! I normally get about 28 mpg on a particular trip. Managed to get over 32mpg today on the same trip !
It is something that my wife has invented. Cracking idea and like all good ideas it is very simple.
She had made a trifle. It was placed in the rear of our car, this meant no hard cornering, no hard acceleration etc....
So fill your car boots with trifle.

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Sunday 1st January 2006
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Nah tried that, but the custardy battle between the low viscous dish
coupled with the strawberry tip'n' tell-ometer gave the game away

planetdave

9,922 posts

283 months

Sunday 1st January 2006
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Simple wife/GF not effective enough?

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Sunday 1st January 2006
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already eat them

puggit

49,821 posts

278 months

Sunday 1st January 2006
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Why not just place a hippobrick in the tank - same principle as the toilet cistern

cowhead

254 posts

250 months

Sunday 1st January 2006
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rich 36 said:
already eat them


The wife/Gf? Man that's a bit "specialist"...

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Sunday 1st January 2006
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improves handling

sparkythecat

8,104 posts

285 months

Sunday 1st January 2006
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Over 25 years ago I used to work as a hospital porter. In the grounds of the hospital where I worked was a day centre for psychiatric patients. One of the porters jobs was to deliver lunch there from the hospital kitchen. Food was put in box shaped insulated metal containers about the size of a dustbins known as hot-locks, which we put in the back of a minivan. A 20 year old budding Stig, with childhood recollections of the '66 Monte Carlo would then see how quickly he could get it to its destination.

On one memorable occasion I was given a wooden bakers tray containing the puddings. 3 dozen individual cream trifles in cardboard tubs. This was plonked on top of the hot locks in the back of the van and off I went.

Half way around the route, and oblivious to the fragility of my cargo, I was concentrating on extracting every last ounce from the van's tired tired A series engine, when some poor unfortunate with a freshly bandged eye, blindly stepped out of the opthalmic day clinic into my path. As I locked the wheels in order to avoid him, the bakers tray hit the back of my seat with some force and 3 dozen fresh cream trifles tried to exit via the windscreen.

We never did get the smell out of that van.

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Sunday 1st January 2006
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cowhead said:
rich 36 said:
already eat them


The wife/Gf? Man that's a bit "specialist"...


Nah.. all wives/g/f like to be eaten

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Sunday 1st January 2006
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tastes just like chicken!

allnighter

6,663 posts

252 months

Monday 2nd January 2006
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rich 36 said:
tastes just like chicken!

Anchovies more like it