My Penis and I...

[fozzi]

documentary about a guy with a wee little fella on BBC3.... real car crash tv!!!

[up-the-dubs]

I'll leave that one to you .

[tallbloke]

I say I say I say,
what do you call a man with a one inch penis?

[fozzi]

I don't know, what do you call a man with a one inch penis?

[cowhead]

fozzi?

[fozzi]

you b@stard

[vixpy1]

fozzi said:

I don't know, what do you call a man with a one inch penis?

Little Richard?

[Scooby_snax]

Justin?

[fozzi]

This is actually quite funny... he's off to visit The Manhattan Small Penis Support Group

[vixpy1]

Diddyman?











I'm already running

[cowhead]

Scooby_snax said:

Justin?

Dunno if that's the right answer but

[tallbloke]

Scooby_snax said:

Justin?

Correct.

What do you call a man with a half inch penis?

[vixpy1]

Just1/2n ?

[tallbloke]

Tintin.

[fozzi]

[redacted]

[vixpy1]

fozzi said:

having never successfully managed to masturbate once in his life!!!

He needs a dwarf to do that for him

[tallbloke]

Or some zircon encrusted tweezers.

[monkeyhanger]

What's he going to do with that plaster cast, get it made into a doorbell push-button ?


For a guy with a real complex he seems intent on humiliating himself on TV.

[fozzi]

monkeyhanger said:

What's he going to do with that plaster cast, get it made into a doorbell push-button ?

Brilliant!

[vixpy1]

can we really get 10 pages of knob gags on this thread..


I think we can!