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TVR PLASTIC SURGERY SHOCK
Since being sold to a Russian businesschild 18 months ago, TVR has been remarkably tight lipped about its future plans. Now the first of those schemes is emerging with news that the Blackpudlian car maker has set up a plastic surgery business. The unusual move is believed to have been inspired by owner Nikolai Smellyski who has been actively looking for to expand his empire having already made a fortune in such diverse businesses as banking, finance and bob-a-job. Many observers say the new project makes perfect sense for TVR since the company's car making operation already has extensive experience of working with plastic and dealing with massive tits. However, extending the TVR ethos to cosmetic surgery has already hit some snags according to early customers.
"I agreed to get my girlfriend breast enhancements," said one anonymous gitbasket. "I was impressed with TVR Cosmetics' brochure which seemed to offer surprisingly ample nork performance for the money. She went ahead and had them put the implants in, but I've already had to take her chebs back to the factory three times thanks to funny clonking noises and leaks".
Other critics say that, whilst individualist design may work well on low volume British sports cars, it's less appropriate on a person. "I let TVR Cosmetics do the surgery I had been saving up for," said another nameless customer. "Now my nipples are hidden on the back of my neck, my bottom lip is unpolished brass and every time my husband touches my snatch the bathroom door pops open".
We tried to ring TVR but by the time we'd finished dialling the number they'd sacked three different PR people.
Since being sold to a Russian businesschild 18 months ago, TVR has been remarkably tight lipped about its future plans. Now the first of those schemes is emerging with news that the Blackpudlian car maker has set up a plastic surgery business. The unusual move is believed to have been inspired by owner Nikolai Smellyski who has been actively looking for to expand his empire having already made a fortune in such diverse businesses as banking, finance and bob-a-job. Many observers say the new project makes perfect sense for TVR since the company's car making operation already has extensive experience of working with plastic and dealing with massive tits. However, extending the TVR ethos to cosmetic surgery has already hit some snags according to early customers.
"I agreed to get my girlfriend breast enhancements," said one anonymous gitbasket. "I was impressed with TVR Cosmetics' brochure which seemed to offer surprisingly ample nork performance for the money. She went ahead and had them put the implants in, but I've already had to take her chebs back to the factory three times thanks to funny clonking noises and leaks".
Other critics say that, whilst individualist design may work well on low volume British sports cars, it's less appropriate on a person. "I let TVR Cosmetics do the surgery I had been saving up for," said another nameless customer. "Now my nipples are hidden on the back of my neck, my bottom lip is unpolished brass and every time my husband touches my snatch the bathroom door pops open".
We tried to ring TVR but by the time we'd finished dialling the number they'd sacked three different PR people.
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