Shop assistant found naked with mannequin

[Jaglover]

Anonova said:

Shop assistant found naked with mannequin A Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window. The 30-year-old man was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day. They called police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence. The shop assistant allegedly hid in the toilets while the store was being locked up for the night. The man has been charged with damaging property.

[Pat H]

Jaglover said:

Anonova said: Shop assistant found naked with mannequin A Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window. The 30-year-old man was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day. They called police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence. The shop assistant allegedly hid in the toilets while the store was being locked up for the night. The man has been charged with damaging property.

He must feel a right dummy now.

[JonRB]

Maybe he's just been watching too many cheesy late-80's films?

[vixpy1]

that story is all dressed up!

[TheDarkSide]

vixpy1 said:

that story is all dressed up!

Sounds more like the naked truth to me

[vixpy1]

TheDarkSide said:

vixpy1 said: that story is all dressed up! Sounds more like the naked truth to me

She obviosuly got the hump

[TheDarkSide]

vixpy1 said:

TheDarkSide said: vixpy1 said: that story is all dressed up! Sounds more like the naked truth to me She obviosuly got the hump

Was he caught with his pants down?

[john75]

Bite marks does the guy not know Mannequins do not get hickies