What is gay and hung like a horse?

[dieseljohn]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/46060

Padlock?

[alltorque]

Paddock?

[dick dastardly]

I'm moving to Oxford if there's so little crime there the police have tinme to arse around with crap like that.

[pdV6]

bbc said:

His remarks were deemed likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress.

To whom? The horse?

[kerfuffle]

Perhaps the horse is gay.

[timmy30]

I'd like to take the police in Oxford to court for wasting tax payers money and there own time.

[ukbob]

pdV6 said:

bbc said: His remarks were deemed likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress. To whom? The horse?

No, to passers by. We're a nation of horse lovers, dontchaknow.

[Code Monkey]

bit of a bummer for the police if he got off in the end

[dieseljohn]

Code Monkey said:

bit of a bummer for the police if he got off in the end

It begins.

[marki]

To me this is another example to prove that England has gone fecking barmy , what a total waste of time

[chim_knee]

kerfuffle said:

Perhaps the horse is gay.

Did anyone notice whether the horse blushed as he said it, or said "shudduuuup!" out of the side of it's mouth?

That'll prove it once and for all.

[dmitsi]

I used to have a gay horse, and he had no problems being confronted about his sexuality, maybe the officer on the horse has some secrets he's trying to keep from his colleagues.

What a waste of money, they'll only be pursuing it because he refused to pay the fine and that's not RISPECTING THEIR OARTHORITIE!!

[JonRB]

People don't half as heck whine.

[kerfuffle]

JonRB said:

People don't half as heck whine.

Oh. My. God.

That really was pony

>> Edited by kerfuffle on Thursday 12th January 15:02

[mel]

Could have been worse he could have said:

"What's got 4 legs and a cvnt half way up it's back?"

[kerfuffle]

My chair?

[focusonme]

So much arseing about, you think they'd stop the horseplay and convict some real crims.

[BliarOut]

But the horse could have been gay, there's no evidence to the contrary... Merely a statement of facts as far as I see it

[deltafox]

Establishment said:

His remarks were deemed likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress.

The horse was not available for comment today but was spotted later in the Soho area of London in a bar called The Blue Oyster........

[OUTLAW-1]

The police and cps wonder why the public hats em when they time and mone on crap like this.
i wonder if the plood what was riding was a secret shirt lifter