Chinese Proverbs -

[jimbeaux]

CHINESE PROVERBS

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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Now send it to 10 or more people.
Nothing will happen but 10 people will laugh.

[mybrainhurts]

Confucius, he say.....

Man with fat arse, probably called Prescott

[Trooper2]

mybrainhurts said:

Confucius, he say..... Man with fat arse, probably called Prescott

I'm starting to sense a theme with your posts, mybrainhurts..



Good stuff Jimbeaux..

[mybrainhurts]

Trooper2 said:

I'm starting to sense a theme with your posts, mybrainhurts..

Eh...? Can't think what you mean.

[voyds9]

Confucius say too much

[bmw114]

Confucius say.
Man with Dick in fire Fxxking grate.

[mightymouse]

Confucius says

"Swinging chain means warm seat"

[tallbloke]

Confucius he say:
Man start life trying to get out of woman, rest of life trying to get back in.