Funniest moments from school...
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A good friend of mine was a terror in school. He used to do ALL sorts.......One memory that remains was reading `KICKERS` from the face of another pupil who had been on the recieving end of a fly kick. We would also `borrow` someones schoolbag at breaktime and fill it with some of the most extraordinary items which was then placed back into position. Watching some poor beggar pull old muddy bricks,dead mice,empty crisp packets and soiled jotters was a real hoot. School really was the best time of my life...Perhaps I should get out more.....
F.M said:
It`s pissin outside...
Fair enough, i re-read my post and it sounded not the way i intended really anyway, so sorry about that! In answer to your Q yeah i remember reading a Nike sign off someones back, i seriously regret being such a bully whilst in primary school. I generally hated Secondary school, only highlight was throwing flour over the deputy head, for which i got.... a week off school? How does that work!? Bonus!
Cheers,
Rob.
F.M said:
A good friend of mine was a terror in school. He used to do ALL sorts.......One memory that remains was reading `KICKERS` from the face of another pupil who had been on the recieving end of a fly kick. We would also `borrow` someones schoolbag at breaktime and fill it with some of the most extraordinary items which was then placed back into position. Watching some poor beggar pull old muddy bricks,dead mice,empty crisp packets and soiled jotters was a real hoot. School really was the best time of my life...Perhaps I should get out more.....
my god...........You'd be in borstal now.......
in school these days you are not allowed to breath without permission.
mother of children with special needs...............
my school got the internet really early on cos theres a large computer company based there. So we got to muck about with it and generally knew more than the teachers, so for a laugh i changed the homepage proxy on the posh mac power PC to porn.com or something equally filthy this was very funny when people turned it on and rude things appeared. The funniest part was when HM inspectors turned up on the same day and the Librarian decided to show them the internet on the posh Mac power PC, needless to say they werent impressed and there was a witch hunt to catch the perpetrator, but he somehow was never caught and was talked of in hushed tones for many a year
beano500 said:
Pah! Filling bags, high kicks!
We used to put teachers cars on bricks. One time some chaps got a mini onto the school hall stage.
That were a Gramma Skool - where you get a right proper edukashun!
The headmaster at our school was an evil Nazi of a man who looked like Adolf Hitler.
A bunch of six formers lifted the headmasters car (a Fiat 126) out of it's parking space, turned it over and put it back in the parking space upside down
>> Edited by Mrs Trackside on Thursday 12th January 23:46
RE Master marches into the room
RE Master: Today we're going to talk about sex
Reid: Sir! What would you like to know?
Economics master saunters in 40 minutes late for a 45 minute period
Economics [Northern Accent]: Ee, sorry I were late, had to make a 'phone call.
Happened every time!!!
More Economics: Open your books, I've got to go and take a piss
More Economics (after almost ANY answer from the room): Ah, Godfrey, don't be an idiot all yer life - take a day off!
Geography teacher in third form - waltzed into the room on the mark started writing on the blackboard. Once he'd finished filling the board he simply rubbed it all off and started over again. We gathered that he expected us to copy everything down. HE NEVER SPOKE A WORD ALL YEAR!
Chemistry Master (HUGE chap) would gather the smallest runts in the room get up on top of the benches and grab each of them round the neck: I'm a big OXYGEN atom and here are two HYDROGEN atoms - look how we naturally form water...SMACK two small boys with headaches!
(All boys grammer school remember) Latin Mistress - wore skirts to just above the knee sat down on a school desk with her feet on the chair in front - every class!
>> Edited by beano500 on Thursday 12th January 23:52
RE Master: Today we're going to talk about sex
Reid: Sir! What would you like to know?
Economics master saunters in 40 minutes late for a 45 minute period
Economics [Northern Accent]: Ee, sorry I were late, had to make a 'phone call.
Happened every time!!!
More Economics: Open your books, I've got to go and take a piss
More Economics (after almost ANY answer from the room): Ah, Godfrey, don't be an idiot all yer life - take a day off!
Geography teacher in third form - waltzed into the room on the mark started writing on the blackboard. Once he'd finished filling the board he simply rubbed it all off and started over again. We gathered that he expected us to copy everything down. HE NEVER SPOKE A WORD ALL YEAR!
Chemistry Master (HUGE chap) would gather the smallest runts in the room get up on top of the benches and grab each of them round the neck: I'm a big OXYGEN atom and here are two HYDROGEN atoms - look how we naturally form water...SMACK two small boys with headaches!
(All boys grammer school remember) Latin Mistress - wore skirts to just above the knee sat down on a school desk with her feet on the chair in front - every class!
>> Edited by beano500 on Thursday 12th January 23:52
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