Killer Clothes
Discussion
Bought a hoody yesterday (no I'm not turning into a Chav - its a nice pink number) size M/L. Thought it'd be a nice loungy jumper and something to slob about in lectures in.
Went to try it on.
Wont fit over head.
Have arguement with it.
Manage to dislodge a contact lense and my nose goes crack (followed by intense pain)
Get hoody on...nearly strangles me and is as tight as hell...Can't get it off...struggle, nose cracks again..relief..
IT TRIED TO KILL ME I SWEAR...who is the bastard that dreams up clothes sizes huh? I admit I'm not stick insect but at the same time not in the Vanessa Feltz league.Just thought I'd share it with the PH massive..gonna need a nice cup of tea and a sit down
Went to try it on.
Wont fit over head.
Have arguement with it.
Manage to dislodge a contact lense and my nose goes crack (followed by intense pain)
Get hoody on...nearly strangles me and is as tight as hell...Can't get it off...struggle, nose cracks again..relief..
IT TRIED TO KILL ME I SWEAR...who is the bastard that dreams up clothes sizes huh? I admit I'm not stick insect but at the same time not in the Vanessa Feltz league.Just thought I'd share it with the PH massive..gonna need a nice cup of tea and a sit down
(Well actually it's meant to choke you to death but only in combination with a matching baseball cap! )
From a DTI report:
739 people each year are hurt by watering cans.
964 are wounded by cardigans.
493 people come off badly when encountering cakes and scones.
431 end up in hospital after using clothes pegs.
185 injuries happen due to bottle openers.
123 injuries are sustained from curtain pelmets.
739 people each year are hurt by watering cans.
964 are wounded by cardigans.
493 people come off badly when encountering cakes and scones.
431 end up in hospital after using clothes pegs.
185 injuries happen due to bottle openers.
123 injuries are sustained from curtain pelmets.
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