Hitmen and spies
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bilko2

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1,693 posts

262 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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Possibly the subject of over %30 of hollywoods storylines and one of every schoolboys fantasies at one time or another. But is truth as interesting or glamourous as the dream?

Whilst i don't condone many of the illegal activities like murder and extortion i do endulge from time to time in letting my mind run riot in such dreams.

So, whether your'e a boy or a girl, care to endulge?

What would you drive?
What would you shoot?
drink
wear
live etc etc
or perhaps you have a fovourite that already exists.

I must admit, i do like the Jason Bourne movies and the Transporter ones are fun too.

Nick P

29,977 posts

281 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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bilko2 said:


What would you drive?
What would you shoot?
drink
wear


1. Over my x wifes head
2. My x wife
3. Champagne after doing 1 & 2
4. Her face as a hat after beheading the bitch

but i'm not bitter.....see the CSA thread for more info

pesty

42,655 posts

286 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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Nick P said:
bilko2 said:


What would you drive?
What would you shoot?
drink
wear


1. Over my x wifes head
2. My x wife
3. Champagne after doing 1 & 2
4. Her face as a hat after beheading the bitch

but i'm not bitter.....see the CSA thread for more info

lazyitus

19,931 posts

296 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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Nick P said:
bilko2 said:


What would you drive?
What would you shoot?
drink
wear


1. Over my x wifes head
2. My x wife
3. Champagne after doing 1 & 2
4. Her face as a hat after beheading the bitch

but i'm not bitter.....see the CSA thread for more info


'Nuff said.

pesty

42,655 posts

286 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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bilko2 said:

What would you drive?
What would you shoot?
drink
wear
live etc etc
or perhaps you have a fovourite that already exists.


.

drive?
mm too obviuos and not origonal but AM v8 or ferrai 612 in black

what would I shoot? ED Brown Kobra carry for close work and for distance ERMA SR100 in .338 Yes I am a sado gun spotter

what would I drink?
Ale

wear?
depends on where the hit was

live?
Monte carlo

Eric Mc

125,784 posts

295 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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Reading John Grisham's "The Broker" at the moment. That first scenario described above is awfully similar to a "hit" carried out by CIA operatives in the book.

Do we have some knowledgeable "spooks" in our midst.

Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

278 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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What would you drive? - Black Tatra 603
What would you shoot? - Makarov
Drink? - Vodka
Wear? - Old great coat and furry hat
Live? - Grotty flat in run down apartment block

Petrol_noggin

3,046 posts

250 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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bilko2 said:
Possibly the subject of over %30 of hollywoods storylines and one of every schoolboys fantasies at one time or another. But is truth as interesting or glamourous as the dream?

Whilst i don't condone many of the illegal activities like murder and extortion i do endulge from time to time in letting my mind run riot in such dreams.

So, whether your'e a boy or a girl, care to endulge?

What would you drive?
What would you shoot?
drink
wear
live etc etc
or perhaps you have a fovourite that already exists.

I must admit, i do like the Jason Bourne movies and the Transporter ones are fun too.



1.Id drive a black beemer 850Csi
2.for up close encounters i'd use a mark23 mod0 socom with silencer, and when keeping out of sight, a VSS vintorez silent sniper rifle in a case.
3.Grey Goose vodka
4. whatever blends in
5.not sure



ALTERNATIVELY......

1.a caravan
2.a mean scowl
3.white lightning
4.y fronts
5. in the afformentioned caravan.



>> Edited by Petrol_noggin on Sunday 15th January 16:19

yertis

19,737 posts

296 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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1. A 2CV
2. A catapault
3. I forgotten what the other things were...

eccles

14,401 posts

252 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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possibly the two best films involving hitmen (in my opinion) are Leon and Grosse point blank. Leon for just being laid back and cool, and Grosse point blank for being so nonchalant about it.

OUTLAW-1

184 posts

249 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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bilko2 said:
Possibly the subject of over %30 of hollywoods storylines and one of every schoolboys fantasies at one time or another. But is truth as interesting or glamourous as the dream?

Whilst i don't condone many of the illegal activities like murder and extortion i do endulge from time to time in letting my mind run riot in such dreams.

So, whether your'e a boy or a girl, care to endulge?

What would you drive?
What would you shoot?
drink
wear
live etc etc
or perhaps you have a fovourite that already exists.

I must admit, i do like the Jason Bourne movies and the Transporter ones are fun too.

1 a ford escourt
2 nothing if i could help there a lot less extrem ways to kill some that leavs less evidence that a blood great gunshot hole
3 coffey
4 jeans tea shirt and trainers
5 some where small and normal out in the sticks

then retire
1 BYE a diablo to drive
2 clay pigins
3 coffey
4 every thing i want with class
5 a small bannana republic owed by me

pluss im quite happy to condone many of the illegal activities like murder and extortion.

but I just dont like getting court

>> Edited by OUTLAW-1 on Sunday 15th January 17:21

gorvid

22,371 posts

255 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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Nick P said:



4. Her face as a hat after beheading the bitch





nasty.....nasty...nasty...

teen_cerbera

7,926 posts

255 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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Id have a number of cars which would include a 575 Ferrari, Toyota GT & the Bentley flying spur. All in a dark grey colour, sporting number plates:

H17MAN
H17YOU
K1LLU

Not very discreet I know lol.

I am not upto scratch with guns so id shoot what ever is recommended 2 me.

I would wear a black T-shirt and black cargo bottoms

I would drink Archers

polus

4,343 posts

255 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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Nick P said:
bilko2 said:


What would you drive?
What would you shoot?
drink
wear


1. Over my x wifes head
2. My x wife
3. Champagne after doing 1 & 2
4. Her face as a hat after beheading the bitch

but i'm not bitter.....see the CSA thread for more info


LMAO, classic!

combover

3,009 posts

257 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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bilko2 said:

What would you drive?
What would you shoot?
drink
wear
live


Drive: Aston Martin V8 Vantage Series 1.
Shoot: A Lee-Enfield Number4 Mk.1 sniper rifle and for personal protection, a Webey .455 service revolver.
Drink: Port.
Wear: A lovely Oswald Boateng suit.
Live: Because it's my fantasy I would buy the Bauhaus-Dessau and turn it into my own home, I doubt you could get much cooler than that.

Combover

deltafox

3,839 posts

262 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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"Yeah, im free Tuesday".

combover

3,009 posts

257 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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teen_cerbera said:

I would drink Archers


Wouldn't really mark you out as anything other than someone who doesn't enjoy having their own teeth.

teen_cerbera said:

I am not upto scratch with guns so id shoot what ever is recommended 2 me.


Something capable of shooting a glass of archers out of someone's hand perhaps?

Combover

Eric Mc

125,784 posts

295 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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I was thinking of becoming a hitman until I discovered that it was compulsory that they had to have a pony tail.

markmullen

15,877 posts

264 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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bilko2 said:

What would you drive?
What would you shoot?
drink
wear
live etc etc


1) Either an E38 series 750il in black or, slightly predictably, an S8 with larger injectors and nitrous
2) Accuracy International L96 in .338 Lapua Magnum and an AI AS50 in .50BMG for longer range stuff. Glock 20 (10mm) with Glock 29 (10mm again) and PPK in .380ACP as backups.
3) Nothing alcoholic, I wouldn't want to lose my edge.
4) Huntsman suits
5) Hotels around the world, a large yacht (until recently I would have said a Wallypower 118 without a second thought, now leaning towards a Pershing 115 with the gas turbine option as a lower key alternative).

B17NNS

18,506 posts

277 months

Sunday 15th January 2006
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teen_cerbera said:
I would drink Archers