Is there a name for...

[lazyitus]

...the two Irish accented persons who entered our dealership yesterday?

Their white Irish plated van needed a lamp replacement of which they didn't want to pay for. One even used the toilet.

One left a brown excrement on top of the seat and on the floor while the other turned the volume up to 10 on the stereo in the showroom and walked off staring menacingly at staff.

Utter, utter scum.

[Nick P]

my brother had a similar thing in his dealership down south.......funnily enough the pick-up they had been enquiring about and wanted at a ridiculously low price, went missing a couple of days later...........i think PIKEY is the word

[BliarOut]

Yes, but the swear filter catches it every time...


Well almost every time

[killer2005]

w*nkers

[Tyre Smoke]

Irish plated van as in 05-D-12345 on white front and back or IBZ 1234 on white front and yellow back?

Former - bunch of freeloading shitheads on a holiday from Eire

Latter - bunch of freeloading shitheads from Northern Ireland


Did you count your fingers after they left? You are probably missing one.

[Eric Mc]

We call them "Tinkers" or sometimes "Knackers".

[Tyre Smoke]

Eric Mc said:

We call them "Tinkers" or sometimes "Knackers".

No, that's far too polite Eric.

[lazyitus]

Tyre Smoke said:

Did you count your fingers after they left? You are probably missing one.

I wouldn't shake their hands if my life depended on it.

[victormeldrew]

Sounds like they'll be back, the lamp was a pretence to "case the joint". You probably be done over in about a week.

[maxf]

victormeldrew said:

Sounds like they'll be back, the lamp was a pretence to "case the joint". You probably be done over in about a week.

Sad but true.

[lazyitus]

victormeldrew said:

You probably be done over in about a week.

I hope you mean the dealership and not me.

[Nick P]

lazyitus said:

victormeldrew said: You probably be done over in about a week. I hope you mean the dealership and not me.

just be sitting in the dark with a full bore....waiting.....watching......

[dmitsi]

Yep, definitely casing the place. In Limerick I would've called them scobes.

Filthy scum would be my English translation.

[trevorh]

At least you have a decent sample for DNA analysis.



sorry

[vetteheadracer]

Time to visit the local dog pound and liberate the biggest most evil dog you can find!

[eharding]

lazyitus said:

...the two Irish accented persons who entered our dealership yesterday? Their white Irish plated van needed a lamp replacement of which they didn't want to pay for. One even used the toilet. One left a brown excrement on top of the seat and on the floor while the other turned the volume up to 10 on the stereo in the showroom and walked off staring menacingly at staff. Utter, utter scum.

Sounds like you need the services of a professional cleaner...not
the mop & bucket variety....and a few gallons of battery acid.

[R988]

vetteheadracer said:

Time to visit the local dog pound and liberate the biggest most evil dog you can find!

Borrow some of these police dogs, wouldn't wanna Fk with them!

www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/policedogs.html

[mybrainhurts]

lazyitus said:

Is there a name for...the two Irish accented persons who entered our dealership yesterday?

Intellectuals....

[Trooper2]

vetteheadracer said:

Time to visit the local dog pound and liberate the biggest most evil dog you can find!

No, just have Nervy wire up the toilet with his "Dixie" horn, the knobs may crap on the ceiling but at least they'll leave post haste.

>> Edited by Trooper2 on Wednesday 18th January 05:47

[combover]

Soemone I know extremely well had problems with Pikeys and waited one evening for them to rob his dealership....with a crowbar...in the dark. One broken arm, several shattered ribs and one pint of blood later and he had figured out that they wouldn't bother coming back. It works.

Vermin, just vermin.

Combover

>> Edited by combover on Wednesday 18th January 07:44