It's me or the dog

[z4monster]

I couldn't believe the husband! Was he pissed all the time cause he could hardly stand up straight. My brother's dog is as big and a handfull but has never made me stagger around when I walk it. I want to try her with a head collar cos it's like walking a washing machine. If she stops, you stop. SHe's not unbearable though.

[deltafox]

Id like to get a headcollar on Victoria!

[eccles]

£17.50 on a joint of lamb for the bloody dogs, and then 2 hrs to prepare their meal, and the family live on microwave lasagne!

some people are strange!

[zaktoo]

Oi where're the pics man, the pics!

Ciao

Zak

[polarbert]

[polarbert]

eccles said:

£17.50 on a joint of lamb for the bloody dogs, and then 2 hrs to prepare their meal, and the family live on microwave lasagne! some people are strange!

did you also hear how they had spent £54,000 on their dogs! yes thats FIFTY FOUR THOUSAND POUNDS!!! on the bloody dogs!


he said it was a miracle that they ate dog food the day after the lamb, no it fing isnt! a dog would eat its own fecies if it was hungry!

[xiphias]

polarbert said:

She needs a slap. Mardy bint.

[polarbert]

Gazboy said:

I'm no oil painting, but she isn't very photogenic in stills compared to the show...

thats what i thought, it was the only photo of her that came up on google images

[zaktoo]

Thanks for the smiley gazboy

Hope she's not as uptight as she looks, yeesh... :P

Ciao

Zak

[basil brush]

eccles said:

some people are strange!

F*cking mentalists more like.

[eccles]

i felt sorry for the kid when he said i stay in this little room out of the way, not to get the dog going. then you see the dogs getting a lamb joint for tea, whilst the kid gets a microwave lasagne!

i bet he'll grow up into a normal, rounded human being!

[Pigeon]

polarbert said:

a dog would eat its own fecies if it was hungry!

Or even if it isn't!

[_dan_]

polarbert said:

That's Marsha from Spaced!

[eccles]

"i cant have a baby, so i thought a dog was the next best thing"...... good reason to buy a dog and dress it up in funny clothes!

[paulie-mafia]

Today's episode was hilarious! Anyone else want to kick that yapping mutt across the house?! I can't believe they bought it as a baby substitute! Dressing it up in silly outfits and pampering it! Tch!

[eccles]

talking of yapping mutts,next weeks episode looks good.