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Thought I would share this one with you all:
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn'tlong before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as
he always fancied a bit of Fudge.It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel.Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.
She had been with All Sorts
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn'tlong before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as
he always fancied a bit of Fudge.It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel.Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.
She had been with All Sorts
we've got them all here - one of my techs has hacked the shockwave file and extracted them all.
Be warned the list isn't exactly subtle so don't read on if you're easily offended.
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off golden shit piss penis dildo anal
stalker stalk harass perv letch magazine
clarkson jeremy gear top fancy date write number give sauce munch feed cherries cherry
naked minx cheeky soapy foam auto lucky randy scare alive herbie boot open pussy floor
lads limbo catch throw middle pig ball beach perform picture glamour lense lens shoot
model snap photo nuzzle airbag airbags puppies dyke bury funbags extra lube thighs
legs work grind shake bootie gym exercise stretch pilates yoga fit sexy display pose
spray shower pistol water oil baby slick rub tee watering tim soak competition shirt
wet wank titwank mirror wing valet rinse clean wash sponge bucket suds bubbly bubbles
soap lather buff plate bumper headlight shammy shine polish fender hood bonnet detail
wax flange spread groom slave fashion strip knickers suspenders angel underwear lingerie
stocking bite chew dick taste head hummer blow job fruit banana sex drive dirty bang
love get it on seat back shag
page relax read easy paper news crash attack
smash scrap destroy wreck total hammer car writhe moan climax cum orgasm hooters hooter
bra tits kit jugs melons flash undress boobs grope fondle feel massage breast sauciness
stoop bend saucy drop keys exhaust sugar behind pants hot shorts hotpants ass arse bum
lesbian gay tongue french frenchie make snog kiss pat bad slap peach kinky naughty
punish spank drink asbo chav bolloxed wasted steaming alcohol booze legless drunk pissed
repair mend wheel flat fix tyre change wrestle arm contest agile bendy acrobat splits
minge revenge punani fanny growler joke hoof toe camel wedgie peck hen chicken pull war
tug fight juicy squeeze cleavage shatter break violent knock hit punch aggressive violence
camera angry accident collapse fall stumble trip over stand balance leg lap party groove
office boogie brent david dance silly funny bulge strength man iron muscleman flex strong
muscle want come smoulder tease prick flirt slag swear screw whore moose munter hooker
ripper ugly minging bird flip gyrate wiggle jiggle lips mouth pout sweets lollypops candy
sweet lollypop plums plum finger lick suck computer robotics machine cyborg robot roast hug
group huddle cuddle threesome sandwich girl murder kill die trample squash squish crush
python monty monty python pant heat canine bitch hound doggy dog beg like a dog beg mewl
unhappy upset sob cry smile laughter happy chuckle giggle laugh fiddle play excite tickle
flee panic dolly heels run totter bounce skip hop leap jump howdy wotcha hi greetings
hello wave array Rude Topgear Number Cherry Foam Herbie Pussy Limbo Ball PhotoKarina
PhotoJenna PhotoAli Funbags Thighs Bootie Yoga Pose Pistols Oil Wetshirt Wingmirror Washcar
Soap Polish Wax Slave CatwalkKarina CatwalkJenna CatwalkAli Banana Shag Relax Hammer Climax
BoobsKarina BoobsJenna BoobsAli Breast Keys Bum Kiss Spank Spank Drunk Fix Contest Splits
Wedgie Camel Chicken Fight Cleavage Angry Fall Oneleg Dance Muscle Flirt Flip Jiggle Pout
Candy Finger Robot Sandwich Python Beg Cry Laugh Tickle Run Jump Wave data bored Q
Be warned the list isn't exactly subtle so don't read on if you're easily offended.
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off golden shit piss penis dildo anal
stalker stalk harass perv letch magazine clarkson jeremy gear top fancy date write number give sauce munch feed cherries cherry
naked minx cheeky soapy foam auto lucky randy scare alive herbie boot open pussy floor
lads limbo catch throw middle pig ball beach perform picture glamour lense lens shoot
model snap photo nuzzle airbag airbags puppies dyke bury funbags extra lube thighs
legs work grind shake bootie gym exercise stretch pilates yoga fit sexy display pose
spray shower pistol water oil baby slick rub tee watering tim soak competition shirt
wet wank titwank mirror wing valet rinse clean wash sponge bucket suds bubbly bubbles
soap lather buff plate bumper headlight shammy shine polish fender hood bonnet detail
wax flange spread groom slave fashion strip knickers suspenders angel underwear lingerie
stocking bite chew dick taste head hummer blow job fruit banana sex drive dirty bang
love get it on seat back shag
page relax read easy paper news crash attack smash scrap destroy wreck total hammer car writhe moan climax cum orgasm hooters hooter
bra tits kit jugs melons flash undress boobs grope fondle feel massage breast sauciness
stoop bend saucy drop keys exhaust sugar behind pants hot shorts hotpants ass arse bum
lesbian gay tongue french frenchie make snog kiss pat bad slap peach kinky naughty
punish spank drink asbo chav bolloxed wasted steaming alcohol booze legless drunk pissed
repair mend wheel flat fix tyre change wrestle arm contest agile bendy acrobat splits
minge revenge punani fanny growler joke hoof toe camel wedgie peck hen chicken pull war
tug fight juicy squeeze cleavage shatter break violent knock hit punch aggressive violence
camera angry accident collapse fall stumble trip over stand balance leg lap party groove
office boogie brent david dance silly funny bulge strength man iron muscleman flex strong
muscle want come smoulder tease prick flirt slag swear screw whore moose munter hooker
ripper ugly minging bird flip gyrate wiggle jiggle lips mouth pout sweets lollypops candy
sweet lollypop plums plum finger lick suck computer robotics machine cyborg robot roast hug
group huddle cuddle threesome sandwich girl murder kill die trample squash squish crush
python monty monty python pant heat canine bitch hound doggy dog beg like a dog beg mewl
unhappy upset sob cry smile laughter happy chuckle giggle laugh fiddle play excite tickle
flee panic dolly heels run totter bounce skip hop leap jump howdy wotcha hi greetings
hello wave array Rude Topgear Number Cherry Foam Herbie Pussy Limbo Ball PhotoKarina
PhotoJenna PhotoAli Funbags Thighs Bootie Yoga Pose Pistols Oil Wetshirt Wingmirror Washcar
Soap Polish Wax Slave CatwalkKarina CatwalkJenna CatwalkAli Banana Shag Relax Hammer Climax
BoobsKarina BoobsJenna BoobsAli Breast Keys Bum Kiss Spank Spank Drunk Fix Contest Splits
Wedgie Camel Chicken Fight Cleavage Angry Fall Oneleg Dance Muscle Flirt Flip Jiggle Pout
Candy Finger Robot Sandwich Python Beg Cry Laugh Tickle Run Jump Wave data bored Q
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