SLOW...

[mybrainhurts]

Slow as a tortoise nailed to a plank.....

Or is it me....?

[dougc]

Same for me. Ted's forgotten to feed the hamsters.

[xiphias]

Speed kills.

[Nicol@]

I thought my connection was playing up.

[Frik]

mybrainhurts said:

Slow as a tortoise nailed to a plank..... Or is it me....?

It's you.

Tortoises aren't that slow. Trust me.

[rich 36]

I think werrrrreee-abouuuuuutttt- to-stooooopp




dya'thnk

[PetrolTed]

[vixpy1]

Thought my wireless connection needed some Viagra..

[DennisTheMenace]

mybrainhurts said:

Slow as a tortoise nailed to a plank.....

Thats been gripfilled to the floor

[gopher]

It mainly seems to be on the pages with adverts (all of them?) I notice that the page loads to where the Advert is and then stops for ages whilst the advert loads or times out.

Ted could be a bit stuck if the delay is down to the speed the third party advert server is (not) doing it's job, unless he can decrease the time out (which could mean a loss of revenue)

edited to add, ignore me, posting this was reeeeeaaallllllyyy ssssssslllllloooooowwwwwww.............. as well

>> Edited by gopher on Friday 20th January 22:28

[PetrolTed]

It's a database contention issue. I'm on the case.

[Ballistic Banana]

PetrolTed said:

It's a database contention issue. I'm on the case.

Use a step ladder and harness its safer to reach them parts

[DennisTheMenace]

Ballistic Banana said:

PetrolTed said: It's a database contention issue. I'm on the case. Use a step ladder and harness its safer to reach them parts

KAAAAA BOOM TISH !

[vixpy1]

Ballistic Banana said:

PetrolTed said: It's a database contention issue. I'm on the case. Use a step ladder and harness its safer to reach them parts

Unless its filled with special bew