Could a person be any more f**ked up?

[_VTEC_]

Right guys, listen, this is complex but I'll try and explain (still in a state of shock to be honest)

I have been seeing a girl from where I work. She left before xmas which I thought a bit odd seeing as it's a pleasant place to work outside of lectures. (let's call her: A)

Anyway, after we get back from xmas break she is acting really strange like not saying much to me and not returning txt messages and that (I haven't spoken to her in a while) Whilst all this is going on a close friend of mine (let's call her: B) split up with her boyfriend because he was nobbin' another girl on the quiet. I didn't know who that girl was but figured ignorance is bliss.

Well, not quite. It's come to my attention this evening through B that her boyfriend was cheating on her with A. That's not quite all either. As A has been seeing another girl on the quiet too! And to top it all off she has been seeing her ex as well.

Sounds complex? Errm, yeah. It is.

I'm in a state of confusion at the moment and don't really what the feck is going on.

Like something out of a soap opera.

[aldi]

If you play your cards right, you could get a threesome out of this. You'l regret it if you don't try.

[F.M]

sounds like you got out just in time mate!
Woman A sounds like a total muppet!

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

A sounds like a game girl!

[Petrol_noggin]

hmmm after carefully deciphering your predicament, you have a "Love quadrangle" on your hands, simple, go for "girl B" whilst she's single and vulnerable, and get girl A to film her exploits with the other girl.

[groomi]

Chalk it down to experience and move on. Not worth wasting any more time/thought on.

Go to the pub, chill out...

[eccles]

hire girl A to be your cleaner, and wire up your home with cameras.

[aldi]

Just incase theres any confusion, I'm not joking - practicing bisexual's don't come along every day.

[_VTEC_]

Thing is, Girl B's BF was my mate as well but now that's all gone to pot. Girl B is such a nice girl and really sweet but to be honest I'm just confused at the moment. Glad things didn't get that serious with A but I still had feelings for her.

[paulie-mafia]

groomi said:

Chalk it down to experience and move on. Not worth wasting any more time/thought on. Go to the pub, chill out...

Best advice mate! After weeks of getting ed about I finally split up with my missus at the weekend. A bit of Wookie hole munching would've been a nice reason for it to end compared to what I've been through, so count yerself lucky!

P-M ;-)

[BliarOut]

I can think of one other person

[F.M]

woman A is a SHAG BAG..tell her her knickers are not ankle warmers.

[vixpy1]

Seeing? .. and 'not spoken to her in while' ??

She sounds like just a fk buddy to me.. if she was more to you than that, why did you not speak over the christmas holidays?

Oh.. and B.. sure thing

[vixpy1]

BliarOut said:

I can think of one other person

Yeah.. but is he RAF DUG's type?

[BliarOut]

vixpy1 said:

BliarOut said: I can think of one other person Yeah.. but is he RAF DUG's type?

And tonights winner of the star prize is.....

[_VTEC_]

I dunno. This kind of thing seems to happen to me quite a lot. I think I bring it upon myself to an extent. It was just astonishing to see how far up the sh*t went.

[vixpy1]

_VTEC_ said:

It was just astonishing to see how far up the sh*t went.

If you push really hard, it will go ALL the way up!

[BliarOut]

_VTEC_ said:

I dunno. This kind of thing seems to happen to me quite a lot. I think I bring it upon myself to an extent. It was just astonishing to see how far up the sh*t went.

You can't say that with the star of PH's long running comedy "One up the OxO tower" about

[_VTEC_]

vixpy1 said:

Seeing? .. and 'not spoken to her in while' ?? She sounds like just a fk buddy to me.. if she was more to you than that, why did you not speak over the christmas holidays? Oh.. and B.. sure thing

We did talk a little over xmas but I was over seas and spending a lot of time with my family (who I didn't see for 4 months). We had an ammout of intimate time together before xmas but she was giving me the silent treatment. So I thought two can play that game.

[406tm]

_VTEC_ said:

I dunno. This kind of thing seems to happen to me quite a lot. I think I bring it upon myself to an extent. It was just astonishing to see how far up the sh*tter I went.

Doh! beaten to the OXO quote