This is very worrying

[simpo two]

A friend of mine is completing a script for a short comedy film to be shot later this year.

I learned today that I have been given a speaking part. Hurrah!!





Trouble is - it's a traffic warden

Is it possible for a PHer to convincingly play such a role?

[Trooper2]

Yes, but a severe case of constipation will probably help.

[Ads-Northants]

Be careful - if it's a big role, you might be expected to study for it and gain some experience as a traffic warden!

If you do, don't tell us - oh the shame

[F.M]

You will need to develop an atitude problem and wear nylon pressed slacks that are three sizes to small....and the social life will have to go..!

[Raify]

Do it in a German accent. Goose step, heil mein fuhrer etc. Think "The Producers"

[simpo two]

Raify said:

Do it in a German accent. Goose step, heil mein fuhrer etc. Think "The Producers"

Hmm, I did a Google Image search for 'Gestapo Officer' but there was almost nothing. Odd.

[simpo two]

Raify said:

Do it in a German accent. Goose step, heil mein fuhrer etc. Think "The Producers"

Hmm, I did a Google Image search for 'Gestapo Officer' but there was almost nothing. Odd.

Worse, the reprobate will be in my own TVR. I may need psychotherapy afterwards...

[Trooper2]

simpo two said:

Raify said: Do it in a German accent. Goose step, heil mein fuhrer etc. Think "The Producers" Hmm, I did a Google Image search for 'Gestapo Officer' but there was almost nothing. Odd. Worse, the reprobate will be in my own TVR. I may need psychotherapy afterwards...

"Gestapo" gets 9,500 results:

http://images.google.com/images?q=Gestapo&svnum=

[tollytuff]

yoda said:

how easy, fell to the dark side, did you....

[jagdpanther]

*speaks in very slow motion*

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[chris.mapey]

Simpo in traffic warden uniform shock...

Chris

[DBSV8]

simpo two said:

Is it possible for a PHer to convincingly play such a role?

easy just watch lock stock and two smoking barrels..........

could phone Vinny ............up for a few lessons on how to take a good kicking....ha ha

sorry..........dont think its a role you will find too much sympathy with

[Kiwi XTR2]

DBSV8 said:

simpo two said: Is it possible for a PHer to convincingly play such a role? easy just watch lock stock and two smoking barrels.......... could phone Vinny ............up for a few lessons on how to take a good kicking....ha ha sorry..........dont think its a role you will find too much sympathy with

No no no . . .
Just ask Vinny to do to you what he did to Gazza when the ref wasn't watching.

You'll have the facial expression sorted in no time.

[simpo two]

chris.mapey said:

Simpo in traffic warden uniform shock...

Some ladies might pay good money for that