H.M.S..Konanda is coming here to Plymouth!

[Bomber Denton]

Just heard that after a long stint serving in the Gulf, the largest destroyer in the current naval fleet, H.M.S. Konanda is coming to Plymouth for a full re-fit securing over 250 jobs!

In it's current state H.M.S. Konanda destroyer has one of the largest guns currently in operation with a barrel equivalent to a twenty inch neck!

It's nice to get some positive news given the current dockyard insecurities!

[diddyman]

Hello duck. I fight like 10 sailors I duz

[towman]

Is she a nuclear ship?

[diddyman]

towman said:

Is she a nuclear ship?

Yes, many of the crew are suffering from radiation burns

[towman]

Does it have the capability to stalk smaller, lighter prey?

[diddyman]

towman said:

Does it have the capability to stalk smaller, lighter prey?

No, it's painted bright red

[Bomber Denton]

towman said:

Is she a nuclear ship?

Partially, but due to the length of service that is required it's difficult to get rid of the radioactive waste, if it sits there too long it would glow in the dark!

[HarryW]

OK call me thicky never heard of it, can't be bothererd to google, what is it .

[BliarOut]

It's a padlock class Destroyer, isn't it?

[towman]

I heard it was coming in for a complete overhaul. Having a massive wing like thing bolted to the top so the raf can fly planes off it.

>> Edited by towman on Wednesday 25th January 11:35

[vixpy1]

BliarOut said:

It's a padlock class Destroyer, isn't it?

[Bomber Denton]

Captain Trucnut whilst talking about the ship was quoted as saying 'It's difficult to get a good quality of service, this why we have selecteced Plymouth with it's glowing recommendations.
She is a very hardy vestle but you need to rule her with an iron sword or she will get the better of you!'

[dazren]

BliarOut said:

It's a padlock class Destroyer, isn't it?

We'll soon find out.

www.vanuatutourism.com/vanuatu/export/sites/VTO/en/operators/nautilus_scuba.html

I'd be gobsmacked if this ship sailed into Plymouth.

DAZ