Dear Santa all I want for Christmas is....

[drux]

I was driving home last night thinking wonder what Father Christmas would give me this year so I made a small list…

Dear Santa

I’ve been a really good boy this year, I’ve paid off all my credit cards and loans, I’ve worked hard, given up smoking so can I have the following for Christmas

1) TVR T440
2) Jaguar S-type R (for the commute)
3) Wide Screen (61”) flat plasma TV
4) HiFi/Home cinema setup
5) A Wife (must be into cars and computer games)
6) BT to announce that they will put Broadband into my village
7) All speed cameras to be banned
8) Europe to announce that Fuel duty will be halved (Tony will never do that one)
9) Speed limits UP

only a small list but its a start..

Drux

[nevpugh308]

1. Samantha Janus
2. Samantha Janus
3. Samantha Janus

[SBD]

1. Griff 500
2. Erm.... please see 1.


Going skiing for christmas so guess shouldn't really complain!

[tycho]

1. Kylie Minogue
2. Danni Minogue
3. Vat of whipped cream to go with nos 1 & 2
4. GSXR600
5. Tuscan S
6. 60in Plasma Screen TV
7. No overdraft (more chance of getting nos 1 & 2)

[williamp]

Demon Tweeks does a set of tyre warmers for £400.

They would look great on the Porsche. Just before driving to work, unpeel the warmers and...

[Don]

williamp said: Demon Tweeks does a set of tyre warmers for £400.

They would look great on the Porsche. Just before driving to work, unpeel the warmers and...

Excellent. Think of the wind-up you could have at track-days!

[dennisthemenace]

nevpugh308 said: 1. Samanthas anus
2. Samanthas anus
3. Samanthas anus

sorry i will grow up one day :snigger:

[deltaf]

Made me hoot tho....

[flasher]

Gerri Halliwell performing her keep fit video "live" in my living room would be a nice present...

The rest of the cash needed for my T350C order would also be nice....

>> Edited by flasher on Tuesday 10th December 19:12

[Simonelite501]

Hey Drux, a "Number 5" is a really dangerous thing to aquire! It will almost certainly be the main reason for not realising the Numbers 1 to 4, be very careful what you wish for!

[hansgerd]

peace and harmony...


A N D ...


number three is...

PH to go on like this. Thanks Santa Ted.

[Dave Who]

All I would like for chistmas:-

A CAR!!!

[nonegreen]

Erm now let me see.

1 996 turbo
2 Zonda
3 No speed limits
4 No fuel tax
5 Smellies in death camps
6 Endless supply of Michael Palin books to fuel my fire
7 Big Yacht in Banus harbour complete with Kylie and assorted Bimbos for entertainment.
8 Customs officers in death camps
9 A stealth plane
10 My own personalised Terminator
11 A Star ship to boldly go etc....
12 A flat in Le Mans on Rue de Renee Lavesor
13 Huge quantities of Tatinger blanc de blanc
14 Video of Royal family fly on the wall doc living in council flat in Moss side.
15 Carlsberg bank account
16 Time machine
17 Video loop of Rainbow Warrior being sunk by RAF
18 Control of T2000 website
19 A big machine to squash cars that end in 'O'
20 A new frigging keyboard for my confuser.

You guys just have no imagination

[CarZee]

Hey - you're in my queue!!!

[ErnestM]

This:
Got A Million US I can borrow?

Cheers
ErnestM

[hertsbiker]

I would settle for;-

1) a summers day.

So far I haven't found anything better than going for a hoon on a sportsbike, with Mrs Biker on the back. Meeting some friends, blasting around, stopping at a country pub for a meal, and a blast back home for beers & a chill-out.

Simple tastes maybe.