New The Ronco(tm) Safety Scanner.

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Fed up with being continually harrassed by Safety Cameras, Safety Vans and Safety Lazers?
Well fret no more!
Introducing the NEW Ronco(tm) Safety Scanner!
The NEW Ronco(tm) Safety Scanner is a Quantum leap forward in automotive safety(tm).
Powered by not one, but TWO, yes TWO ex russian navy submarine batteries, it fits neatly and discreetly into YOUR car.
The NEW Ronco(tm) Safety Scanner comes with two modes of operation, Passive Safety Stealth, and Active Safety Stealth.
In Passive mode the scanner will simply wait until it gets within range of a Safety van, camera, or lazer, it then emits a 200dB whistle to alert you!
In Active mode, the NEW Ronco Safety Scanner is even more effective. Upon detection, the integral radar/laser seeking missile is launched, instantly rendering the radar/laser source unrecognizable.
But wait! The New Ronco(tm) Safety Scanner has user adjustable modes!
Yes, you can actually select your own targets!
See that Safety Laser? Not now you dont!
Safety Vans just dont stand a chance against the NEW Ronco(tm) Safety Scanner!
The NEW Ronco(tm) Safety Scanner comes in two attractive colours, Dayglo Pink or Beige, the choice is yours!
The NEW Ronco(tm) Safety Scanner, dont leave home with it!
All this for only £3.99!
Available from Wilkinsons, Focus, Woolworths and Poundworld.

Please note:integral missile shipped only by UPS from russia.
Please wait 28 days for confirmation of your order, and 28 years for delivery.
No refunds for missile misfires will be considered.

[steveblade_uk]

lmfhao! Ill buy 2 send me the contact addy!