Elton's latest tear jerker

[tyke]

Elton John has released a tribute song to Mother Theresa...


'Sandals in the Bin.'

[RemaL]

[srebbe64]

I heard he'd released a song for alcaholic chavs:

Vandal in the Gin

[UKBob]

tyke said:

Elton John has released a tribute song to Mother Theresa... 'Sandals in the Bin.'

Cruel, but funny

[mybrainhurts]

tyke said:

Elton John has released a tribute song to Mother Theresa...

It's not widely known he did another one, when she was expected to recover from a near miss.......

Someone Saved My Prune Tonight......

[johnph]

slightly O/T but...

Q: Why did status quo's parachute fail?
A: It only had 3 cords

Q: What was mark Bolan's last hit?
A: An oak tree

[WWESTY]

I heard his partner had filed for divorce.........cos Elton was having sex behind his back..............

[jimbeaux]

WWESTY said:

I heard his partner had filed for divorce.........cos Elton was having sex behind his back..............

[wedg1e]

... andhave you heard about George Michael's latest release?

[MGBGT]

His mum, Mrs. Dwight, had a B&B with a solar terrace in the garden. When he lived at home with her, she had a sign in the window which read 'Stay here and feel the son on your back...'.

By the way, have any of you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Nor has he...

I'll get me coat...

[B17NNS]

I have actually met Stevie Wonder.

We were staying in New York and whilst having a drink I noticed him at the other end of the bar. I couldnt help but go over and say how much I admired his music.

After a couple of drinks and a bit of banter we discussed his condition and I said how sorry I was that he was blind.

He didnt seem bothered by it saying "it could have been worse, I could have been black"

[DBSV8]

A 10 INCH DILDO ..................sorry read the title thought it was a porn question...

i'll get my coat !!!!

[dick dastardly]

B17NNS said:

I have actually met Stevie Wonder. We were staying in New York and whilst having a drink I noticed him at the other end of the bar. I couldnt help but go over and say how much I admired his music. After a couple of drinks and a bit of banter we discussed his condition and I said how sorry I was that he was blind. He didnt seem bothered by it saying "it could have been worse, I could have been black"

[hugoagogo]

I have actually met stevie wonder, in a pub
i got his autograph on a beermat

[oi_oi_savaloy]

I once went to Stevie Wonder's house and as we were walking around the phone went. Imagine his scream of pain as he answered the iron............