PREPARE FOR A HEART ATTACK!
PREPARE FOR A HEART ATTACK!
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granville

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18,764 posts

288 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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I have just exploded; I mean properly lost it. So have all my colleagues.

I suspect we will need a new Masser because if Ted reads this he will immediately keel over.

A local rag has just been circulated amid cries of despair and frothing anger.

It's headline proclaims thus:

"Thug Who Sued Gets £75,000." So what's the crack?

Here goes and sit down if you have the slightest empathy for any of the people who ever sacrificed anything in defence of this realm...

A toe rag by the name of Marvin Pomfret, 23, is apparently serving a life sentence for holding a prison officer hostage and beating him.

This chap has been dubbed a "one boy crimewave" by the local authorities, after a plethora of criminal activities (100 crimes, to be precise), developed and perpetrated during and beyond his teenage years.

However, our legal system has seen fit to award £75 grand on the basis that the local education authority misdirected his schooling and thus are to blame for his subsequent descent into banditry.

The local council chief called it "outrageous," and called it "staggering, ludicrous;" a local MP pronounced "the world has gone mad" and good ol' Anne 'hang 'em high' Widdecombe declared it "madness, absolute madness."

For the record, Marvin apparently had an IQ of 130.

Obviously, I am now considering a switch of energy into politics (well, maybe not) because this country simply cannot and should not have to tolerate this kind of lunacy.

The law is morally bankrupt, it seems and needs urgent reform. The advertising of advocacy should be made illegal as once it was, as should the concept of 'no win, no fee.'





>>> Edited by derestrictor on Wednesday 11th December 11:59

Podie

46,649 posts

302 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Obviously, I am now considering a switch of energy into politics (well, maybe not) because this country simply cannot and should not have to tolerate this kind of lunacy.



By the sounds of it, you'd be better off becoming a one man crime wave... blame society, pick up your cheque and bugger off on a holiday, paid for by the tax payer.

hate it when like this happens... makes you wonder why you bother...

N17 TVR

2,937 posts

298 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Un-ing-believable........with you all the way on this one.

The National Anthem should be changed to Funboy Threes "The lunatics have taken over the asylum" !

When will these lefty, do gooding woolly Wilfs get run out of town like common pygmies ?

PetrolTed

34,468 posts

330 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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My zest for life is currently absent.

CarZee

13,382 posts

294 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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the LEA should appeal.

Convicted & incarceratesd prisoners should not have access to the civil justice system.

Looking on the bright side, he's still in nick and I bet he'll take a right good hiding in there given his history..

Edited to say: Mungo - "As ye reap so shall ye sow" is an admirable sentiment, but one all too absent in todays society - taking no responsibility for one's actions (as is evidently the case here) allows the individual to eschew the visitation of Karmic balance.

He will take a beating though.. so that's something.

>> Edited by CarZee (moderator) on Wednesday 11th December 12:06

iguana

7,326 posts

287 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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CarZee said: .

Looking on the bright side, he's still in nick and I bet he'll take a right good hiding in there given his history..



I doubt it, not with £75k to wave about to pay for a bit of protection.

CarZee

13,382 posts

294 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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yuo think £75k will last long once the big-boys find out about it? It's make him a target and he'll be fleeced out of every penny on threat of death. We hope.

plotloss

67,280 posts

297 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Are we the only sane ones left?

Monstrous stupidity.

In fact ludicrous acts like this should have the death sentence attached.

The unsilent minorities have won. This country has become so namby pamby bleeding heart that this is allowed to go on. Churchill, Nelson and Alfred will all be spinning in their graves.

Matt.

JMGS4

8,904 posts

297 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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plotloss said: Are we the only sane ones left? Churchill, Nelson and Alfred will all be spinning in their graves.
Matt.

Naah they've all emigrated!

SGirl

7,924 posts

288 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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However, our legal system has seen fit to award £75 grand on the basis that the local education authority misdirected his schooling and thus are to blame for his subsequent descent into banditry.

Okay chaps, here's what we should do. We should all sue for loss of earnings on the basis that we haven't got the qualifications we need to work in [insert dream job here]. Why? Because our schooling was misdirected and if we'd had the right guidance, we could all be doing exactly what we want to do and earning what we want to earn.

Good grief. It's true - the world has gone mad. But look on the bright side (!), at least with these "no win, no fee" things he'll have to pay a substantial amount of cash to his lawyer now. It's something I suppose.

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

285 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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The law is morally bankrupt, it seems and needs urgent reform. The advertising of advocacy should be made illegal as once it was, as should the concept of 'no win, no fee.'





Totally agree with you, I have just got back from town (Derby) and have passed no less than three of these 'no win, no fee' stands where some scrot just approaches people walking by asking if they have ever had an accident. I'd like to just go up and these good for nothing, non moral complete w@nkers. Or how about, if I trip up over one of their feet and fall down and then SUE THEM for being an obstruction?

It makes me so

granville

Original Poster:

18,764 posts

288 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Just for your delictation, a quick summary of this latest state beneficiary's schooling.

At 7 years of age, he was expelled for attacking a teacher with a chair. Nice.

Three years later, he was given a milky bar following his arrest for mindlessly breaking windows.

At 11, he was having his collar felt for removing bicycles without the express permission of the owners but was given a Grifter to stop the rot.

At 14, he had 90 convictions and was well on his way to his first million.

That year, following his escape from a secure unit in Oxfordshire and a first class headbutting against an oppressive police man he was granted the freedom of the town.

A further 10 arrests followed for work in the critical areas of burglary, robbery, public order offences and vehicle removal. By now, Downing St was adding his name to the list for The Queen's Honours List.

And the prison officer that he beat up was dealt with in a manner of which Babe Ruth himself would be truly proud; expertly smitten with a baseball bat.

I can't type any more, I'm simultaneously crying and shaking.

Please help me come to terms with this sickening abuse of democracy and freedom.

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

285 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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and more
that should do it for a little while at least.

SGirl

7,924 posts

288 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Mrs Fish said: and more
that should do it for a little while at least.

I'll go with that. Seems to me this is the only way to stay sane these days....

plotloss

67,280 posts

297 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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derestrictor said: Just for your delictation, a quick summary of this latest state beneficiary's schooling.

At 7 years of age, he was expelled for attacking a teacher with a chair. Nice.

Three years later, he was given a milky bar following his arrest for mindlessly breaking windows.

At 11, he was having his collar felt for removing bicycles without the express permission of the owners but was given a Grifter to stop the rot.

At 14, he had 90 convictions and was well on his way to his first million.

That year, following his escape from a secure unit in Oxfordshire and a first class headbutting against an oppressive police man he was granted the freedom of the town.

A further 10 arrests followed for work in the critical areas of burglary, robbery, public order offences and vehicle removal. By now, Downing St was adding his name to the list for The Queen's Honours List.

And the prison officer that he beat up was dealt with in a manner of which Babe Ruth himself would be truly proud; expertly smitten with a baseball bat.

I can't type any more, I'm simultaneously crying and shaking.

Please help me come to terms with this sickening abuse of democracy and freedom.




Whats even more concerning than this little scrotes 'win' over the compensation system is what message is this sending to other hoodie wearing junior gangsta's?

There is only one way to stop yoof crime in its tracks and thats to associate bloody hard work with punishment as we all know they are adversed to light work at the best of times. Giving a settlment to a derranged yob is going to extend our bone idle yoof well into the next decade if something isnt done.

The government really should step in on this one.

Matt.

Jason F

1,183 posts

311 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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I just pray this decision will be appealed against and the decision Reversed. What court was it?

Edited to add, perhaps now all those people who he committed crimes against will sue him for Personal Injury etc.. and soon cost him his 75k, and more.

>> Edited by Jason F on Wednesday 11th December 12:41

andymadmak

15,519 posts

297 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Why are you people so shocked by this? It is the natural extension/consequence of years liberal thinking.
Liberal ideology makes everyone a victim of somebody/something else else. I'd have thought the answer was obvious: Those of us not robbed by this scrote should sue him for discriminatory damages on the grounds that his failure to rob us leaves us feeling marginalised and isolated from the rest of society.
As a result, we feel compelled to try to "hold down" jobs, earn our own way in society and generally be responsible citizens. This consequential behaviour is clearly detrimental to our mental and financial well being, and leaves us open to ridicule and abuse from normal members of this 21st century liberal democracy we live in.

Will the last lunatic please switch off the lights at bedtime......

Andy 400se

mr_tony

6,349 posts

296 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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top point Jason, now he has assets he can be sued sucessfully

Also as others have said this amount will likely be reduced / zeroed on appeal, and as Carzee said, anything left over will make him a target for people probably far more dangers than he.

Why courts (and therefore juries of people like us!) award these cases mystifies me. Especially when 9 times out of ten the amount of damages is then reduced 10 fold on appeal. Besides knowing the legal system and red tape in this country he'll not see the whatever cash (even if he gets to keep it) for many years yet..

deltaf

1,384 posts

284 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Stupid bloody worthless country, half filled with do gooding bastards who have no clue.
Its getting worse every bloody day......pathetic.

mr_tony

6,349 posts

296 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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well the guy is a victim obviously, of his parents own stupidity, lack of care and attention for him, their inability to teach him right from wrong. I don't really see that this kids stupidity ignorance and contempt for others is anything to do with liberal parenting, just a complete lack of parenting altogether..

When will society take it upon itself to realise that school is not where you learn how to be a human being (that _is_ a job for parents) merely a place where they can teach you technical skills while your parent(s) earn the cash to keep you all alive...