Have you ever had a prayer answered?

[F.M]

Not just any prayer mind you as technically we `pray` constantly..." please let me get to work on time / catch that bus......." I`m talking big things that you really set your heart on and the chances of it happening were next to nil......

Sorry if anyone feels bashed by a bible...

Mine would have to be the time when I pray like crazy to win the Euromillions jackpot...! I`ll let you know how I get on.......
There`s lots of small successes but I can`t quote them due to them probably being my own doing and I can`t for the life of me think of any now that don`t seem trivial!

[Einion Yrth]

When I was a kid, there was this bike I really really wanted, but my parents didn't have much money, so I knew they wouldn't be able to afford it, so I prayed and prayed and prayed, but no luck, no windfall, the bike would not be mine. Then I realised that god doesn't work that way.....

















So I stole the bike, rode it to church and prayed for forgivness.

[F.M]

Ha Ha Tee Hee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nick P]

when i was a kid i once wanted a ZX81 and got a Spectrum.....does this mean i have a hotline to God?

[nervous]

no. but it seems likely youre mum was blowing Sir Clive.

[Trooper2]

I prayed for relief from alcoholism and haven't touched a drop for 4 years, 7 months and 14 days. I do believe I have a higher power but I'm not a church goer.

[ge2]

Nick P said:

when i was a kid i once wanted a ZX81 and got a Spectrum.....does this mean i have a hotline to God?

Me too! Halelujua! Perhaps I've been wrong all these years.....

[Plotloss]

Well Carmen Electra and Abi Titmus havent arrived yet...




...but I remain hopeful...

[Nick P]

nervous said:

no. but it seems likely youre mum was blowing Sir Clive.

no, she did that for me to get the Sinclair C5.....

[Nick P]

Trooper2 said:

I prayed for relief from alcoholism and haven't touched a drop for 4 years, 7 months and 14 days. I do believe I have a higher power but I'm not a church goer.

i'll drink to that

[Trooper2]

Nick P said:

Trooper2 said: I prayed for relief from alcoholism and haven't touched a drop for 4 years, 7 months and 14 days. I do believe I have a higher power but I'm not a church goer. i'll drink to that

Hey, more power to ya', If I did I would be dead in short order.

[Nick P]

Trooper2 said:

Nick P said: Trooper2 said: I prayed for relief from alcoholism and haven't touched a drop for 4 years, 7 months and 14 days. I do believe I have a higher power but I'm not a church goer. i'll drink to that Hey, more power to ya', If I did I would be dead in short order.

good for you (not that you'd be dead though)

[Trooper2]

I'm a Nervhovah's Witness..


must be time for bed

[nervous]

Trooper2 said:

I'm a Nervhovah's Witness.. must be time for bed

vaya con el dios, pal o'mine

[Nick P]

nervous said:

Trooper2 said: I'm a Nervhovah's Witness.. must be time for bed vaya con el dios, pal o'mine

are you twins?

[paulie-mafia]

Praying doesn't get you anywhere, only you can make things happen.

[B17NNS]

Plotloss said:

Well Carmen Electra and Abi Titmus havent arrived yet...

I think she's on her way.

She keeps saying she is coming in this clip anyway

NSFW

[Nick P]

B17NNS said:

Plotloss said: Well Carmen Electra and Abi Titmus havent arrived yet... I think she's on her way. She keeps saying she is coming in this clip anyway NSFW

yep, she's on her way.....i can definitely hear her coming

[simpo two]

Ah well there you go - if there was a god he'd have answered them all, what with him being all-seeing and all-powerful etc.

God is simply an imaginary friend for grown-ups who can't be seen with Teddy Bears.