Swearing in Eastenders? Anyone else like to see it...
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Yugguy said:And then you have the audacity to try and tell us that church going doesn't turn you into a weirdo
haven't watched eastenders for years, or any other soap for that matter. I'm usually doing something infinitely more preferable, like ripping off my own knackers or something.

T5-R said:
Yugguy said:
I hate soaps, they always seem to show the very worst of human behaviour. I have no idea why people choose to watch it.
Probably because it doesn't make their own lives seem so depressing
I think there's a lot of truth in that.
What's wrong with wearing knickers?
if you're a fan but need more time to yourself, let me short-circuit the next sixth months worth of scripts for you:
character A (in hushed yet threatening tones): leave it aaat.
character B (in startled but equally hushed threatening tones): ave a word.
character C(in squealy shrill tone akin to dental drill): I'm pregnant inni?
character A (in hushed yet threatening tones): leave it aaat.
character B (in startled but equally hushed threatening tones): ave a word.
repeat ad nauseum.
character A (in hushed yet threatening tones): leave it aaat.
character B (in startled but equally hushed threatening tones): ave a word.
character C(in squealy shrill tone akin to dental drill): I'm pregnant inni?
character A (in hushed yet threatening tones): leave it aaat.
character B (in startled but equally hushed threatening tones): ave a word.
repeat ad nauseum.
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