Jade crashes at 100mph

[Mark in Ireland]

Just read this article which states Jade from Big Brother fame crashed her Porsche Cayenne at 100mph (expert calculations) and police arn't taking it any further...is this normal procedure or did she offer autographs?

[rsvmilly]

She was testing it - especially the airbags?

[Davi]

would you want to have to go and interview that old hag? having to look at her is bad enough but if your interviewing she'd have to open her gob

[dazren]

Do you have a link to the story?

I'm more than a bit concerned that people can drive around crashing at 100mph and nothing happens. Meanwhile if a non-crashing driver gets caught doing 100mph they go off to court and in most cases lose their licence.

DAZ

>> Edited by dazren on Thursday 2nd February 16:48

[Mon Ami Mate]

How depressing that this half-witted, in-bred slapper can afford to drive around in a Cayenne on account of being "famous".

[chrisgr31]

Mark in Ireland said:

Just read this article which states Jade from Big Brother fame crashed her Porsche Cayenne at 100mph (expert calculations) and police arn't taking it any further...is this normal procedure or did she offer autographs?

Which article? I would assume that even with expert evidence it is too difficult to prove. If no one is hurt maybe the police take the realistic decision that the driver will learn by their mistake?

[Marki]

100mph you say , i would be suprised if any one could get away with a 100mph crash on public roads and get way with it with out some injury

[bimsb6]

12 years of schooling didn't teach her much so how will crashing ?

[anniesdad]

Has she actually passed her test now, or is she still driving around without a full licence like Kerry flamin Katona or whatever her friggin name is?!

Well respected newspaper article link

No mention of excess speed in the article.

the currant bun article said:

“Neither of us was hurt but I feared the car would blow up.” Jade passed a breathalyser test, adding: “I hadn’t been drinking so everything was fine.” She beat a car ban last month after overturning a conviction for driving without a licence.

That's "WERE" Jade. Spend some of your millions on tuition.

So she just didn't produce a licence in the required time then? Well it's either that or she simply hasn't got a full licence and Nick Freeman represented her?

>> Edited by anniesdad on Thursday 2nd February 17:04

[havoc]

Mon Ami Mate said:

How depressing that this half-witted, in-bred slapper can afford to drive around in a Cayenne on account of being "famous".

[BliarOut]

IF it's true it says quite a bit about Cayenne crash survival. Tell that to the greens in their little cardboard boxes

[dinod]

Quote from Well Respected Newspaper link:

"It was the early hours of Sunday. From nowhere, a deer ran across the road. I reacted and we went flying into a ditch"

And thought you buy a Cayenne so that you can pulverise little deers with the sump gaurd rather than swerving into ditches??

[Einion Yrth]

Mon Ami Mate said:

How depressing that this half-witted, in-bred slapper can afford to drive around in a Cayenne on account of being "famous".

And even moreso that having come across that amount of money for essentially being fat ugly and stupid, she chose to waste it on a cayenne.

[wolves_wanderer]

Einion Yrth said:

Mon Ami Mate said: How depressing that this half-witted, in-bred slapper can afford to drive around in a Cayenne on account of being "famous". And even moreso that having come across that amount of money for essentially being fat ugly and stupid, she chose to waste it on a cayenne.

Say what you think...

[voyds9]

Sorry but I like Jade. She may be as thick as two short planks but she understands this and seeks expert advice when doing anything. Trainer for the marathon, financial advisors for the salon etc. She does appear to be expecting the fame to last forever, as she lives in a modest house and has set up a business.
She can come and live next door to me anytime.
Life would be a lot better if certain stars could have a few years of fame this disapper into the woodwork.

[anniesdad]

Einion Yrth said:

Mon Ami Mate said: How depressing that this half-witted, in-bred slapper can afford to drive around in a Cayenne on account of being "famous". And even moreso that having come across that amount of money for essentially being fat ugly and stupid, she chose to waste it on a cayenne.

Some would say, the car quite fits the driver. Me....I say, I'd have the Turbo in black please!

[whitney44]

voyds9 said:

Sorry but I like Jade. She may be as thick as two short planks but she understands this and seeks expert advice when doing anything. Trainer for the marathon, financial advisors for the salon etc. She does appear to be expecting the fame to last forever, as she lives in a modest house and has set up a business. She can come and live next door to me anytime. Life would be a lot better if certain stars could have a few years of fame this disapper into the woodwork.

Lets hope she seeks some expert driving tuition then.

[princeperch]

She really must be stupid. The a414 towards Essex, is one of the best drivers road in the county (asides from the Hertingfordbury bypass) visibility is excellent, and why oh why oh why would you swerve to avoid something if your a tonne up?

If I am anywhere near that speed, whether its a deer, a dog, a cat or a stray fish ill be damned if will be swerving for anything...

Silly mare.

Seen her driving too fast in that bloody off road monstrosity in Hertford as well.

Lets hope shell get herself some advanced training...

[Marki]

God damn she really is a job , never seen her before

[Einion Yrth]

princeperch said:

If I am anywhere near that speed, whether its a deer, a dog, a cat or a stray fish ill be damned if will be swerving for anything...

I think hitting a deer at 100+ would be very likely horribly fatal, I might well prefer my chances in a skid or a roll.