I Blinking HATE Christmas Parties
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I have the thrilling prospect of spending 4 sober hours tonight at our Christmas party. This in itself is not a bad thing, aside from the sober bit, but what is bad is having to put up with being the target of "Goose the Boss" as played by the office fluff. Now you may think this is being churlish but when someone that you have privately spent the past 364 days quietly dribbling over is fondling your bum and in no uncertain terms offering a solo performance on your pink oboe it is most frustrating 
So what I'm after is tips on how to avoid the temptation to poke the payrole. Sending Mungo in my place is not an option as the maternity leave from the resulting babyboom would cripple my company
So what I'm after is tips on how to avoid the temptation to poke the payrole. Sending Mungo in my place is not an option as the maternity leave from the resulting babyboom would cripple my company
That would indeed be a solution SGirl but out of my hands as my managers employ their own staff. Believe me it is not difficult to work out who the dirty old men amongst them are.
Taking the wife would be another solution but she refuses to go on the basis that it is the most boring experience she could imagine.
Taking the wife would be another solution but she refuses to go on the basis that it is the most boring experience she could imagine.
SGirl said: Fire all the cute girlies and employ mingers instead!
Alternatively, drink so much that no-one will come near you and even if they wanted to "get friendly", you couldn't.
SBD - there you go... a female perspective. Personally, I'd still go with my lap dance idea... look, but don't touch!
Got the same thing tonight, and I'm dreading spending the evening with several people I really don't like... How do I manage to keep my thoughts to myself when I've had a few beers?
It's going to be very tempting to tell certain people that they are indeed two faced shitbags who I don't actually wish a "happy christmas" to at all...
I'm just going to try and sit with the people I DO like and avoid the brown nosing, back stabbing, empire building muppets....one of whom thinks he runs the office when he is the most junior and lowest paid person in here...
Keeps reminding everyone that he has a degree when in fact he has a first class honours degree in being a creeping, sycophantic twat.
Happy Christmas everyone 
It's going to be very tempting to tell certain people that they are indeed two faced shitbags who I don't actually wish a "happy christmas" to at all...
I'm just going to try and sit with the people I DO like and avoid the brown nosing, back stabbing, empire building muppets....one of whom thinks he runs the office when he is the most junior and lowest paid person in here...
Keeps reminding everyone that he has a degree when in fact he has a first class honours degree in being a creeping, sycophantic twat. Happy Christmas everyone
SBD said:
You cannot believe how tempting it would be!
You know I do hope my wife isn't reading this
"honest Mrs SBD... she just started taking her clothes off... it was disgraceful 
, no love, I wasn't turned on in the slightest!" Best thing to do is to play various members of staff against each other... so find out who she fancies, and get her to flirt with them... that way you get a good laugh, without the compromising nature of the scenario!
you'll be getting socks for xmas too 
Prince_Charming said: So is Bet Lynch going along tonight Flasher? You can tell her how you really feel....
Nah, unfortunatley Bet isn't going...
But she has a top outfit on today
Pigtails, Leather mini skirt, knee high black boots and a really low cut top...
Good job she aint going!!!
flasher said:
Prince_Charming said: So is Bet Lynch going along tonight Flasher? You can tell her how you really feel....
Nah, unfortunatley Bet isn't going...
But she has a top outfit on today
Pigtails, Leather mini skirt, knee high black boots and a really low cut top...
Good job she aint going!!!
Jeez Flasher! Some of us have just had brekkie mate.., feel a bit
now...
flasher said: Nah, unfortunatley Bet isn't going...
But she has a top outfit on today
Pigtails, Leather mini skirt, knee high black boots and a really low cut top...
Good job she aint going!!!
Aw. So no romance of the century, then!
But wearing a leather mini to work? Is she after a promotion or something?!
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