Sheryl Crow back on the market :)

[Nick P]

Heard yesterday that 7 times Tour winner Lance Armstrong has dumped his wife....the delectable Sheryl Crow.....BRILLIANT....i now stand a chance

[Darth Dave]

Nick P said:

....i now stand a chance

Only because I'm taken. Looks like she'll have to settle for second best!

[Nick P]

Darth Dave said:

Nick P said: ....i now stand a chance Only because I'm taken. Looks like she'll have to settle for second best!

fine by me....she says you have a small one anyway

[Darth Dave]

Nick P said:

Darth Dave said: Nick P said: ....i now stand a chance Only because I'm taken. Looks like she'll have to settle for second best! fine by me....she says you have a small one anyway

It's not the size of the organ it's the size of the cathedral it's playing in.

[oi_oi_savaloy]

I always thought it wasn't the size of your nail that matters, it's the way you hammer it in?

[Mrs Fish]

They were only engaged, not yet married IIRC

[Marki]

For every Beautiful woman there is a man who is sick to death of her feckin moaning all the time



Old Sussex proverb

[B17NNS]

Jimi said:

Just give us a minute pet, Im peeling the labels of me bud bottles

[Nick P]

Mrs Fish said:

They were only engaged, not yet married IIRC

oh goody just my divorce to sort out then.....i'd better get down to my local line dancing school and get myself a cowboy hat.......

[Darth Dave]

Nick P said:

'd better get down to my local line dancing school and get myself a cowboy hat.......

Linedancing? Cowboy hat? Are you a redneck? Is Sheryl your sister and is that why you want to marry her?

[williamp]

B17NNS said:

Jimi said: Just give us a minute pet, Im peeling the labels of me bud bottles

...yeah, but MY name is William, or Bill or Billy or somethin'

[Nick P]

Darth Dave said:

Linedancing? Cowboy hat? Are you a redneck? Is Sheryl your sister and is that why you want to marry her?

I'm not thankyou....however i do live in norfolk and am married to a norfolk girly.....


checks fingers for signs of webbing and worries that may have married close relation

[B17NNS]

williamp said:

Billy

[Mr E]

williamp said:

B17NNS said: Jimi said: Just give us a minute pet, Im peeling the labels of me bud bottles ...yeah, but MY name is William, or Bill or Billy or somethin'

Do you like matches?

[B17NNS]

only those in oversized packs

[TheRedOnion]

Marki said:

For every Beautiful woman there is a man who is sick to death of her feckin moaning all the time Old Sussex proverb

Being from Sussex myself I can vouch for that one!

[Trooper2]

Mrs Fish said:

They were only engaged, not yet married IIRC

Correct Mrs.Fish........ I feel sorry for them both as the reason they decided to call off their relationship is due to the overzealous news media praying upon them.

[nervous]

doesnt he have a resting heartbeat of about 8 bpm or something amazing?

[Nick P]

Trooper2 said:

I feel sorry for them both as the reason they decided to call off their relationship is due to the overzealous news media praying upon them.

and the fact i have been constantly asking her out

[rumpelstiltskin]

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