A Cheery start to the day
A Cheery start to the day
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Nick P

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29,977 posts

282 months

Thursday 9th February 2006
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Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement. At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him."

St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?" God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".

"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your design;

1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive
wobble.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous and I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.

"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee look." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results.

After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

Extra 300 Driver

5,282 posts

277 months

Thursday 9th February 2006
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Nice one,

Dont you have aeroplanes to service or sumpfink?

Nick P

Original Poster:

29,977 posts

282 months

Thursday 9th February 2006
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Extra 300 Driver said:
Nice one,

Dont you have aeroplanes to service or sumpfink?


sorry.....in my elevated position i sit on PH all day drinking tea and answering the occasional phone call

Extra 300 Driver

5,282 posts

277 months

Thursday 9th February 2006
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Nick P said:
Extra 300 Driver said:
Nice one,

Dont you have aeroplanes to service or sumpfink?


sorry.....in my elevated position i sit on PH all day drinking tea and answering the occasional phone call


Ah the dizzy heights of SAC

Nick P

Original Poster:

29,977 posts

282 months

Thursday 9th February 2006
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Extra 300 Driver said:


Ah the dizzy heights of SAC


buggar...busted