A wedgemass carol

[andymadmak]

Happy Christmas all!

Long time ago in Blackpool town
So the Steve Heath bible say,
One brave man’s idea was born,
A wedge with a Rover V8

Chorus
Hark now hear the beasties sing
A new king born that day!
The ground will tremble for ever more
When wedges come out to play


Now first there came the 350i
It snarled and coughed pure flame
But some mad people in the world
They reckoned it was too tame

Chorus

So, next up came the 390,
It was enough to wake the dead
but by now Tivheads everywhere
wanted even more instead

Bridge
For a moment the world seemed to shake,
all around, the vibes led to tears of joy and laughter,
People shouting “my ears started to bleed”
There is hope for TVR after all

Chorus

In the end there was everything,
that a Petrolhead could crave
400’s, 420’s, 450’s and more,
and SEACs for the mentally insane

Chorus

Now to see a wedge is a rare old sight
There’s not many around today
But if you feel a rumble in your bones
It’s just a wedge that’s come out to play!

Chorus, repeat till fade


Andy 400se

[Nacnud]

Cheers !

[rev-erend]

Well done Andy mad Mack... not sure that we have
to be mentally insane to own / drive a SEAC ...

[kevinday]

Excellent Andy!

[the dodger]

Brilliant Andy! I'm considering going back to a big wedge now!