Swiss tony

[nicbowman]

Seeing V64yam etc wobbling about TVR ownership reminded me of Swiss Tony "Owning a TVR is like making love to a beautiful woman",

- you can't do it as often as you want so you end up polishing the bonnet?
- Maintenance is kind of foreplay, makes you want to drive it more?

Any more?

[griffter]

A TVR is for life, not just for Christmas.

[antonyj]

griffter said:

A TVR is for life, not just for Christmas.

Are you getting excited Ben????

christmas soon............

[nicbowman]

Actually, I woudn't mind a TVR for Christmas, I always had to buy my own!

[Ballistic Banana]

BEING IN A CRASH: Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is ... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

PMSL :hehe;

[nicbowman]

I like the airbags, I'm amazed no-one has got round to bleed nipples (perhaps a bit kinky) and head jobs.

perhaps 'because when you're pounding the springs you don't need any more damping". Actually I think I better stop this crazy innuendo before I got banned!