Can't we just set up our own country?

[slapmatt]

Citizens of Pistonheads.

Hard-working, law-abiding, tax-paying citizens.

Citizens that know right from wrong.

Citizens that aren't afriad to call a spade - a spade.

Citizens that laugh in the face of vegetarians, Guradian readers and people with nut allergies.

United, citizens of Pistonheads. This is your calling.

[dick dastardly]

Make Clarkson Minister of Culture

[slapmatt]

And our National Anthem can be the sound of a V12 doing 165mph down the M1.

[egomeister]

dick dastardly said:

Make Clarkson Minister of Culture

Could be controversial, but I'm with you on that one!

[s2art]

Norman Tebbit in charge of race relations and foreign affairs.

[GasBlaster]

Don't like the 'tax paying' bit!

[Moose.]

I assume we'll have the death penalty? Not to mention proper punishment for so called minor crimes (vandalise a car and have you hand cut off I recon).

[GasBlaster]

Kelly Brook can be minister for sports. Her robe of office would be a lycra bodysuit.

[Donut]

No speed limits on motorways.....


Ted can live in the Big house and have men with big fully hats on stand at the gates

[GasBlaster]

Traffic police and scamaras would be re-deployed to ACPM (anti- Chav, Pikey and Munter) duties. The wearing of Burberry and 'trackie' bottoms in public would mean 3 points on your licence.

[speedchick]

Er scuse me..... but I alternate between jeans and trackie bottoms for work.

[Lensey]

I'm a lord of the principality of sealand

www.fruitsofthesea.demon.co.uk/sealand/

[tampon]

speedchick said:

Er scuse me..... but I alternate between jeans and trackie bottoms for work.

Hang her, do it now, shes one of them, coming here with "your" ways, trying to take our jobs and income support.

[GasBlaster]

speedchick said:

Er scuse me..... but I alternate between jeans and trackie bottoms for work.

Get them off immediately!

[speedchick]

tampon said:

speedchick said: Er scuse me..... but I alternate between jeans and trackie bottoms for work. Hang her, do it now, shes one of them, coming here with "your" ways, trying to take our jobs and income support.

Oi, I have my own job and income thank you, it's just a little difficult to do my job in a skirt and high heels.

I'm not 'one of them'

[polus]

speedchick said:

Er scuse me..... but I alternate between jeans and trackie bottoms for work.

Chav girls give me the horn

>> Edited by polus on Friday 10th February 14:03

[polus]

dick dastardly said:

Make Clarkson Minister of Culture

LOL

[sleep envy]

speedchick said:

Oi, I have my own job and income thank you, it's just a little difficult to do my job in a skirt and high heels.

how so?

[speedchick]

sleep envy said:

speedchick said: Oi, I have my own job and income thank you, it's just a little difficult to do my job in a skirt and high heels. how so?

I'm a Kleeneze distributor, and do all my round by foot, and living in the sticks in Lancashire makes walking in heels a bit difficult, and then there is the bending down to pick the catalogues up.....

And I need somewhere to stick my pen and mobile phone!

[Jaglover]

speedchick said:

and then there is the bending down to pick the catalogues up.....

Just do that wearing a short skirt and stockings