Abu Hamza, The Musical
Discussion
Just seen a few snippets about Abu Hamza, and I reckon there's scope for a real gut wrenching comedy musical here.
Born in Egypt, came over here, studied engineering, worked at Sandhurst Military Academy....
Went bonkers, went to fight Russians in Afghanisan, turned self-appointed religious freak.....
Claims he lost his hands, selflessly clearing mines in Afghanistan...
Thought to have lost his hands in Bosnia shaking a home-made bomb to see if it rattled....
His real name....?
Mustafa Kamel Mustafa....
kneel and be still, my lovley......
>> Edited by mybrainhurts on Friday 10th February 15:17
Born in Egypt, came over here, studied engineering, worked at Sandhurst Military Academy....
Went bonkers, went to fight Russians in Afghanisan, turned self-appointed religious freak.....
Claims he lost his hands, selflessly clearing mines in Afghanistan...
Thought to have lost his hands in Bosnia shaking a home-made bomb to see if it rattled....
His real name....?
Mustafa Kamel Mustafa....
kneel and be still, my lovley......
>> Edited by mybrainhurts on Friday 10th February 15:17
Funny , reading this has a prompted a song in my head that just won't go away .....
can't remember the name , it goes ....
"Hands Up !!, Baby Hands Up !!! give me all your love .....etc. " could be used in the musical
Actually something along the line of "The Producers" featuring Islamic Extremists rather than Nazis would be hilarious and just a tad offensive - and you could have dancing chorus girls in Burkas.
can't remember the name , it goes ....
"Hands Up !!, Baby Hands Up !!! give me all your love .....etc. " could be used in the musical
Actually something along the line of "The Producers" featuring Islamic Extremists rather than Nazis would be hilarious and just a tad offensive - and you could have dancing chorus girls in Burkas.
alfaman said:Even Mel Brooks wouldn't go there! I think he only 'got away' with The Producers because he's Jewish!
Actually something along the line of "The Producers" featuring Islamic Extremists rather than Nazis would be hilarious and just a tad offensive - and you could have dancing chorus girls in Burkas.
Lovely thought though!
simpo two said:
One thing that will always keep us above the Muslim hordes is a sense of humour.
We have one, and it's undefeatable. The more pressure is applied, the stronger it becomes and the more baffling to our enemies it gets.
I will ask you again...why not come along to a mosque with me?
I reckon you could make some kind of musical production out of old Abu,as long as all the songs in the musical have a good 'hook' to their melodies.Titles?Cats could become,"Prats",then there's "Phany of the Opera","StarSheit Express",Jesus Christ Supertwat","fAnnie","The Ding and Eye",alright i've thought of something better to do now....:-)
>> Edited by rumpelstiltskin on Saturday 11th February 14:42
>> Edited by rumpelstiltskin on Saturday 11th February 17:30
>> Edited by rumpelstiltskin on Saturday 11th February 14:42
>> Edited by rumpelstiltskin on Saturday 11th February 17:30
[quote=alfaman]Funny , reading this has a prompted a song in my head that just won't go away .....
can't remember the name , it goes ....
"Hands Up !!, Baby Hands Up !!! give me all your love .....etc. " could be used in the musical
quote]
Hands Up (give me Your Heart, baby) - Ottowan
Why, Oh Why, do I know things like this.
can't remember the name , it goes ....
"Hands Up !!, Baby Hands Up !!! give me all your love .....etc. " could be used in the musical
quote]
Hands Up (give me Your Heart, baby) - Ottowan
Why, Oh Why, do I know things like this.
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