Bugger. I've lost me hat!
Discussion
Petrol_noggin said:
I have your hat, I will be sending you several pieces, one every hour unless you send me a bag of maltesers. If I am still malteserless by midnight, I shall eat your hat.
I knew it. It a
conspiracy I tells ya. Feck ya maltesers. I will not negotiate with malteserist fundamentalists.
ferrisbueller said:
I have your hat, I will be sending you several pieces, one every hour unless you send me a bag of maltesers. If I am still malteserless by midnight, I shall eat your hat.
I knew it. It a
you have offended me and fellow fundamentalists, we will throw maltesers at your embassy!
Petrol_noggin said:
I have your hat, I will be sending you several pieces, one every hour unless you send me a bag of maltesers. If I am still malteserless by midnight, I shall eat your hat.
I knew it. It a
you have offended me and fellow fundamentalists, we will throw maltesers at your embassy!
I laugh at your impotent threats. My embassy is ablaze following last week's incident with the radical revlists front and your malteseresque missiles will melt before they reach me.
Hatnapper!
ferrisbueller said:
I have your hat, I will be sending you several pieces, one every hour unless you send me a bag of maltesers. If I am still malteserless by midnight, I shall eat your hat.
I knew it. It a
you have offended me and fellow fundamentalists, we will throw maltesers at your embassy!
I laugh at your impotent threats. My embassy is ablaze following last week's incident with the radical revlists front and your malteseresque missiles will melt before they reach me.
Hatnapper!
after eating your hat, I shall cough it up into bag and set it alight, you shall be sent the ashes, infidel!
Petrol_noggin said:
I have your hat, I will be sending you several pieces, one every hour unless you send me a bag of maltesers. If I am still malteserless by midnight, I shall eat your hat.
I knew it. It a
you have offended me and fellow fundamentalists, we will throw maltesers at your embassy!
I laugh at your impotent threats. My embassy is ablaze following last week's incident with the radical revlists front and your malteseresque missiles will melt before they reach me.
Hatnapper!
after eating your hat, I shall cough it up into bag and set it alight, you shall be sent the ashes, infidel!
Surely you should be sending me pictures of it first? What kind of hatnapper are you?
ing novice!!
Petrol_noggin said:
Dear infidel, I am tired of your western devil ways, I have other business to attend to (burning down a sex toy shop).
Love from anonymous
Dear anonymous
The PLO (Pistonhead's Liberation Organisation) - Hat Division, have already despatched a crack squad of hatted blatters to your Malteser sponsored lair to reek havoc upon thy annoyingly prone to melting and poncy cadbury's crunchie cloned airy fairy filling confectionary items. All kinds of stamping and heat gun type autrocities will occur but you asked for it.
We will free the hatages.
>> Edited by ferrisbueller on Friday 10th February 21:21
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