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Someone stole Foo-Foo!! 
9*@':#/<#<. 
Right! Listen up at the back there!
Nueiw Listen up Chaps! My name is General Gassing, and I have been sent here by the: "Top Jobbies" at HQ, to tell you all abueit er, whatsit.......Now then! ...Jolly Good!
Yes! Nuiew then, what was I saying?......Ah Yes!......Two Lumps Mrs Pew!....As i was Saying, those damned Japs were real masochistic sods y'know.....spent months in, months out, building ruddy tracks for their bloody Puff-Puffs and what did WE get at the end of it?....Bloody Dysentry that's what!........Aaaaargh!
Ye..es! Only one way to get rid of a bloody mole y'know!......blow it's bloody 'ead orf!....Fierce little blighters they are.....can take orf a mans leg with one bite! Never, I say, NEVER turn ones back on the little blighters!...
Well, I hope my little talk has helped you all to recognise the:" Spirit of the Corp" when you see it, and act accordingly when you get shot at....as do we all good PH'ers when faced with the enemy......GOD! What a fine body of men they were!...Ye.es, their skirts a' swirling and their little pink ribbons fluttering in the wind!...What a sight!
So!...Gentlemen.....Neve forget our Motto!....." A journey of a thousand miles, begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre!".....
Cheerio!
Nueiw Listen up Chaps! My name is General Gassing, and I have been sent here by the: "Top Jobbies" at HQ, to tell you all abueit er, whatsit.......Now then! ...Jolly Good!
Yes! Nuiew then, what was I saying?......Ah Yes!......Two Lumps Mrs Pew!....As i was Saying, those damned Japs were real masochistic sods y'know.....spent months in, months out, building ruddy tracks for their bloody Puff-Puffs and what did WE get at the end of it?....Bloody Dysentry that's what!........Aaaaargh!
Ye..es! Only one way to get rid of a bloody mole y'know!......blow it's bloody 'ead orf!....Fierce little blighters they are.....can take orf a mans leg with one bite! Never, I say, NEVER turn ones back on the little blighters!...
Well, I hope my little talk has helped you all to recognise the:" Spirit of the Corp" when you see it, and act accordingly when you get shot at....as do we all good PH'ers when faced with the enemy......GOD! What a fine body of men they were!...Ye.es, their skirts a' swirling and their little pink ribbons fluttering in the wind!...What a sight!
So!...Gentlemen.....Neve forget our Motto!....." A journey of a thousand miles, begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre!".....
Cheerio!
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