What's the collective term for.....?

[off_again]

A convoy of chav'ed up motors driving around town on a saturday night?

I am thinking either "murder" or "swarm".... what does the PH collective think?

Oh, and quite how these blokes think they will pull the birds while driving around our provincial towns on a saturday night in their chav'ed up motors I dont know. I am no womanising expert here - but I was always under the impression you have to actually talk to them first.... driving around shouting "nice arse" and then speeding off wont achieve anything....

[john75]

Chavsporters

[robinhood21]

A chuckle?

[planetdave]

A Detritus?

[EmmaP]

A cacophony, pronounced cock-off-inni'

[anonymous-user]

At school my friends and I were once referred to as a "shower of cretins", seems apt here also.

[tubafun]

A moving target?

[scared but happy]

A bunch of cs?

[rich 36]

Well,
Given today would've been
Darwin's birthday.



Perhaps a gathering to share in the celebrations

that'll be 197 bumps then

>> Edited by rich 36 on Sunday 12th February 12:37

[Trooper2]

A ruckus?

[Prof Beard]

An idiocy?

[rich 36]

Here Take your pick

[Balmoral Green]

rich 36 said:

Here Take your pick

Elk A gang
Ferrets A business
Hedgehogs An array
Roebucks A bevy
Otters A romp



They've made them up surely?

[Nick P]

a 'Turd of Chavs'?

[Balmoral Green]

Are these for real?

Eagles A convocation
Lapwings A deceit
Ravens An unkindness
thrushes A mutation

[Prof Beard]

Balmoral Green said:

rich 36 said: Here Take your pick Elk A gang Ferrets A business Hedgehogs An array Roebucks A bevy Otters A romp They've made them up surely?

I think they are Yank collectice nouns - the "English" collective noun for jellyfish is a smuckle not a smack

[gorvid]

Thr correct term is a "wit"

As in "there was a wit of chavs in Sainsburys' car park today"

[rich 36]

Hey I just picked up the site from on here, in the first place

who knows where it came from
still amusing, if not entirely true

[Matthew C]

How about a sediment of chavs.

[rich 36]

Matthew C said:

How about a sediment of chavs.

real 'bottom feeder' that